McDonalds Fries are Crap

Oyeve

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30 years ago McDonalds had the best fries, KFC was awesome and only crack-heads ate white-castle.
 
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RichUK

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Pics of BK chips in UK? Curious if they're different than here.

I might buy some tomorrow.

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nakedfrog

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Looking at the BKUK website, I think they look pretty much the same. It's weird how the pics look so similar, but are obviously different.
 

ElFenix

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last couple times i've had mcdonalds fries i've gotten them to go and they've been garbage
 

kn51

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Ah I how I miss the days of beef tallow and friend apple pies.
 

Thebobo

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Best fries in the US for chain restaurant go to the "We got Chicken days" of Roy Rogers!
 

nakedfrog

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last couple times i've had mcdonalds fries i've gotten them to go and they've been garbage
They have to be eaten immediately in order to have any chance of being good. Even then, you're looking at a 75% chance tops.
BK fries... well, they're just bad no matter what you do.
 

RichUK

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I just don't understand why they are so shit - you'd think a fast food chain the size of McDonalds would ensure they had the best fries.
 

Thebobo

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I just don't understand why they are so shit - you'd think a fast food chain the size of McDonalds would ensure they had the best fries.

Hard to account for taste, for me they aren't horrible just not very good.
 

lxskllr

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They're my favorite common fastfood fries. I seem to remember Popeyes having good fries, but I haven't been there in ages.
 

madoka

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I don't understand why they can't go back to the original recipes that made them a success. Same with Pizza Hut and KFC. They used to be great. It can't just be money. I'd pay to if they could taste the way it used to.
 

sactoking

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I don't understand why they can't go back to the original recipes that made them a success. Same with Pizza Hut and KFC. They used to be great. It can't just be money. I'd pay to if they could taste the way it used to.
The oil they used to use was loaded with trans fat. And since they used to have beef flavor the veggies and vegans complained.
 

highland145

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Wendys fries at their best are /not bad/. Seems to be a 10% chance of getting them at their best. They're usually limp, cold grease sticks.
Me, at my best, even at 10% of my best, am not a limp cold grease stick.

They make fries for a living.

Maybe I should do porn.....

:D
 
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nakedfrog

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If you're into crinkle fries, Culver's has a phenomenal track record. Don't think I've had them ever be anything other than hot and crispy there.
 

lxskllr

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If you're into crinkle fries, Culver's has a phenomenal track record. Don't think I've had them ever be anything other than hot and crispy there.
The local bowling alley always had amazing crinkle cut fries. This is going back 30-40 years. They no longer exist :^(
 

ponyo

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Wendy's are the worst. Taste like eating straight grease.
It's location dependent. Like any fries, it needs to be fried crisp. Soggy limp fries are the worst.

The best McDonalds fries are served in Chicago. Likewise, the best Chick-fil-A locations are in metro Atlanta. I thought the best Bojangles would be in Charlotte, NC, but after eating at one there, it only confirmed Bojangles is terrible.
 

BoomerD

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Me, at my best, even at 10% of my best, am not a limp cold grease stick.

They make fries for a living.

Maybe I should do porn.....

:D

Sure...why not? Everyone needs a good laugh once in a while. I conferred with your wife, she says it would be a very short scene...
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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Hard to account for taste, for me they aren't horrible just not very good.
Ding, ding, ding! That's the mantra of fast food. Don't try to make it the best, try to make it offend the least number of people. Thank you and come again.