Mayne's 2 Posts Per Day Life Thread

[Mayne]

I am going to log right now. Just so much right now on my plate... could care less if it was just me...I got multiple family members to feed and have roof over their heads....fucked up shit.

 

[mikeford]

You would fit right in at imgur, why not give it a try. Start in the /r roast me section.

 

[Newell Steamer]

Guys, he is gone.

Let's get him a cake. Strawberry. I am not sure it is his favorite, but I like it.

 

[Belegost]

I am going to log right now. Just so much right now on my plate... could care less if it was just me...I got multiple family members to feed and have roof over their heads....fucked up shit.

There are times in life when we just need a sympathetic ear - if you ever have that need feel free to PM me.

 

[Perknose]

Mayne, we received numerous complaints about this thread, as we often do with the many threads you start bemoaning your personal life.

So, here's my solution. This is the ONE AND ONLY thread in which you may post about your daily travails. You will be allowed to make 2 posts each day in it, AND NOT ONE MORE, even to answer other folks responses. If you make a third post on any one day, or if you start another thread on the subject of your life, you will be immediately vacationed

Please note that this is my initial response, and may yet be modified or overturned after further inter-mod discussion.

Perknose
Forum Director

 

[JulesMaximus]

I love you Mayne. :wub:

 

[Jeeebus]

I've never really wanted to make love to perknose before, but I'm definitely feeling like some spooning right now.

 

[Humpy]

Hey Mayne, just PM me whatever you need to say to the forum and I will post on your behalf. :|

 

[brianmanahan]

So, here's my solution. This is the ONE AND ONLY thread in which you may post about your daily travails.

posting in an epic thread :awe:

 

[SKORPI0]

posting in an epic thread :awe:

This.

Let' see how Mayne holds up to the conditions challenged to him. :awe:

 

[MongGrel]

posting in an epic thread :awe:

 

[BUTCH1]

posting in an epic thread :awe:

This is what you call "epic"?, you need to set the bar up a bit.

 

[Regs]

If people started complaining about my threads on Anandtech so much they have to report it to the mods I would likely have to join some kind of artistic writing class and unplug my computer.

*power turns off*

 

[OutHouse]

This thread delivers

 

[SphinxnihpS]

Make us a pome.

 

[Sulaco]

If people started complaining about my threads on Anandtech so much they have to report it to the mods I would likely have to join some kind of artistic writing class and unplug my computer.

*power turns off*

You misspelled autistic.

 

[BoomerD]

Mayne, we received numerous complaints about this thread, as we often do with the many threads you start bemoaning your personal life.

So, here's my solution. This is the ONE AND ONLY thread in which you may post about your daily travails. You will be allowed to make 2 posts each day in it, AND NOT ONE MORE, even to answer other folks responses. If you make a third post on any one day, or if you start another thread on the subject of your life, you will be immediately vacationed

Please note that this is my initial response, and may yet be modified or overturned after further inter-mod discussion.

Perknose
Forum Director

I don't think this thread went quite the way Mayne thought it would...

 

[Captante]

This is what you call "epic"?, you need to set the bar up a bit.

I was going to go with mildly interesting myself until Perknose joined the fray!

Epic may still be a tad over the top but only a tad!



Edit: Reason: Containment :biggrin:

 

[Nograts]

Lucky bastard get your own thread to post in. Elevenpog just gets banned

Mayne change your avatar back to the axe guy, I loved that one!

 

[Red Squirrel]

This thread should be merged with the "make it stop" thread, just for hilarity.

 

[Sulaco]

Hey Mayne, just PM me whatever you need to say to the forum and I will post on your behalf. :|

I always get the feeling that the people who reply seriously to Mayne threads or try and "help" him with his imaginary, trolling "problems" are the same folks who type back in the chat box: "Why yes!! I am horny and single and looking for a good time! And you're only 4.3 miles away, HooterGurl44?"

 

[Nograts]

www.creedthoughts.gov\www.creedthoughts.www.com

 

[ultimatebob]

Fantastic... I now have just one stop for tracking Mayne's personal life! I'm bookmarking this sucker.

 

[Newell Steamer]

I got the cake, dig in.

 

[CraKaJaX]

I got the cake, dig in.

That is not a cake! It looks more like layered pitas with cream cheese and strawberries. If you're gonna have a piece of cake, make it count. Let me help.

Whatever you choose to eat, at least we're celebrating the same thing....