Maybe not the best layout for a picture

[Exterous]

But I guess someone thought it was ok

 

[BarkingGhostar]

The 'assport' and the eBags makes me think excrement-Bags

 

[Exterous]

Well they have expanded to other areas like clothing and watches so why not other types of bags too?

 

[Red Storm]

That's your ticket to the TSA exploring your assport.