Maybe it's the Alcohol talking but.....I like DICKS!

Jhill

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It's a restaurant that is in San Antonio (maybe elsewere) where the waiters and waitresses act like assholes on purpose. When they come to you table they say "what do you want" in a pissed off kind of way. It's a funny experience.

I am curious if anyone else heard of DICKS?
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Jhill
It's a restaurant that is in San Antonio (maybe elsewere) where the waiters ans waitresses act like assholes on ourpose. When thet cone to you table they say "what do you want" in a pissed off kind of way.

I am curious if anyone else heard of DICKS?


In "Queens of Comedy," the 4 lady visited a resturant somewhere in Memphis where you have to swear/cuss at them waitress to get your order. Dave Atwell also did one of those (it was a pizza joint) in Philadelphia or some city I don't recall correctly.
 

Scouzer

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That'd be awesome! The bigger the asshole you are, the bigger your tips! I'd be rich!
 

Judgement

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I def need to work there, I can act like a dick on a good day, and on a bad day I could be the customers' worst nightmare
 

dolph

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Originally posted by: Jhill
Originally posted by: Spikesoldier
dick's last resort?

I think that was it. I don't really remember the name.

it is. i've been to the ones in chicago, san antonio, and san diego. it's alright, too expensive for what they're trying to go for, and the servers are definitely assh0les, but in a fun way so it's ok. great place to be loud & drunk and eat ribs, though
 

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: Jhill
It's a restaurant that is in San Antonio (maybe elsewere) where the waiters and waitresses act like assholes on purpose. When they come to you table they say "what do you want" in a pissed off kind of way. It's a funny experience.

I am curious if anyone else heard of DICKS?

wait, so what if the waiter did intentionally treat you poorly or like spit in your onion rings... can you complain to the manager????? better yet, HOW can you complain...

Manager: "Sorry sir, but he is doing his job. So go jack off and get the hell out."
 

NetGuySC

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Yes We have one at Myrtle Beach, SC

I have never been but I hear that a lot of people really get upset in there. The waiters basically insult and talk trash while you are there, then throw your silverware down on the table etc., They get pissed when you ask for a menu and then it is on the ceiling. They may put a dunce hat on you and make announcements to teh other customers about your hair, weight ... whatever

People either love it or hate it :)
 

KarenMarie

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Originally posted by: Jhill
It's a restaurant that is in San Antonio (maybe elsewere) where the waiters and waitresses act like assholes on purpose. When they come to you table they say "what do you want" in a pissed off kind of way. It's a funny experience.

I am curious if anyone else heard of DICKS?

Sounds like normal, everyday service here in Northern New Jersey!

:)
 

bleeb

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There is a "DICK'S" burger chain in Seattle where you get simple but EFFECTIVELY SATISFYING burgers. Try the "Deluxe" Dick with a "Cheeseburger" Dick.
 

Kadarin

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I went to one in Denver a few years ago.. was fun; as someone earlier said, good place to get loud and drunk. :beer:
 

tweakmm

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10/10 :D

I've never been to Dicks, but I've heard it's pretty cool. I've been meaning to go next time I go to Myrtle Beach.
 

Fiveohhh

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I remember that place when I was in basic. Never went there but a friend did and said it was a blast.
 
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lol, my sister in law is banned from the DICKS in San Antonio, she got drunk off her ass, and pissed of a couple of the waiters.
 

ohtwell

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I would never go there. People with that attitude, even though it's intentional, would make me angry.



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