Maybe its just me....

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Deeko

Deeko

Lifer
Jun 16, 2000
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...whenever I see a thread where the title is a command, like "Recommend me a phone" or "Tell me about [insert subject]", my immediate mental response is "No." and I don't click on the thread.

Don't tell me what to do, jerkstores! Ask nicely and I'll consider it!
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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my cats destroyed...DESTROYED my Christmas tree already. But my son won't let me take it down til after Christmas :(
 
MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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My Charlie Brown Christmas Tree is full of dried, toothpick-like goodness. Even Charlie Brown himself would say "Dayum...that's a dead-ass tree...someone light that bitch on fire, my hands are cold..."
 
rudeguy

rudeguy

Lifer
Dec 27, 2001
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TecHNooB said:
pics?
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MichaelD

MichaelD

Lifer
Jan 16, 2001
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That doesn't look so bad, Rudeguy. It's still got lights and stringy decorations and hanging decorations. Your tree is fine. No...your problem is not THE TREE. Your problem is most probably related to oh....THE DAMN CATS TRYING TO RIP YOUR SHIT DOWN AND PEE ON IT.

Ahem. Yes...you need to get rid of the cats. AFTER doing so, magically, your XMas tree will be bigger and fluffier. Your wooden furniture will stop having foot-long gouges in them and your house will no longer smell like a woolen sock hidden in the trunk of a rusted out Buick, during August, that a rabid Moongoose urinated on...for a week.

Good luck with realizing the source of your problem and happy days for your XMas tree.
 
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