Mayans say the world won't end in 2012 after all...

[dennilfloss]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...-2012-doomsday-calendar-end-of-world-science/

7000 more years? I can live with that. :awe:

:whiste:

 

[Dr. Zaus]

See now, this ruins my plans.

 

[Cyco]

Renege!

 

[The Boston Dangler]

according to my calendar, the world ends after december 31st, 2012.

 

[MissileCommand]

Why again am I going to believe a bunch of dead Myans? I also don't believe in fortune cookies, astrologers, and high school guidance councilors.

MC

 

[Dr. Zaus]

why again am i going to believe a bunch of dead myans? I also don't believe in fortune cookies, astrologers, and high school guidance councilors.

Mc

wwybywb?

 

[Skyclad1uhm1]

But all the hundreds of other 'end of the world' predictions still will come true right?

 

[WaTaGuMp]

BULLSHIT, it will end this year, they have to be right ONCE.

 

[Miramonti]

They just wanted to scare the sh!t out of people for a while, knowing 2012 would be the year their full calendar would be found. Let's see Nostradamus do that.

 

[dr150]

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/...-2012-doomsday-calendar-end-of-world-science/

7000 more years? I can live with that. :awe:

:whiste:

 

[Printer Bandit]

mayans are a bunch of trolls.

 

[T_Yamamoto]

mayans are a bunch of trolls.

True

What am I suppose to do about all my knifes I bought for the occasion?

 

[Dallascisco]

truly epic fail...........

 

[Cuda1447]

Why again am I going to believe a bunch of dead Myans? I also don't believe in fortune cookies, astrologers, and high school guidance councilors.

MC

...Or spelling, apparently

 

[Fritzo]

I'm prepared. I went out and got my new Mayan calendar from Barnes and Nobles before the rush. The new ones have Garfield on them!

 

[mmntech]

Mayans predicted with certainty that the world would end in 2012. Who's going to listen to a dirty bunch of Myans telling me otherwise.

 

[JulesMaximus]

What were the odds?

 

[ImpulsE69]

Maybe that guys was the crazy fanatic of the group and he was wrong?

"What you doing Fred?"
"Making calandar yar I is"
"Hey guys look at Fred - he thinks the world is going to live on for 1000's of years! Haha Fred!"
Crowd points and laughs.

Then he kills them all..everywhere.

This is what happened to the Mayans.

The End.

 

[SunnyD]

In other news... THE MAYANS ARE DEAD.

 

[TheAdvocate]

Damnit this TOTALLY RUINS my endtimes 40th bday party on 12/21!

I HATE YOU ARCHEALOGISTS! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

 

[Dirigible]

Damnit this TOTALLY RUINS my endtimes 40th bday party on 12/21!

I HATE YOU ARCHEALOGISTS! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!

I didn't get an end times party for my 40th. No one else should either. So there.

 

[SunnyD]

I didn't get an end times party for my 40th. No one else should either. So there. :Colbert:

I'm hoping for happy endings on my 40th.

 

[Dirigible]

I'm hoping for happy endings on my 40th.

I was too.

 

[blankslate]

Looks like Shoji Kawamori was about some thirteen years off then?

 

[Sentrosi2121]

Mayan Samir
What happened?!

Mayan Peter
You said the thing was supposed to work.

Mayan Michael
Well, technically it did work.

Mayan Peter
No it didn't!

Mayan Samir
It did not work, Michael, ok?!

Mayan Michael
Ok! Ok!

Mayan Samir
Ok?!

Mayan Michael
Ok! Ok! I must have, I must have put a decimal point in the wrong place
or something. Shit. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane
detail.

Mayan Peter
Oh! What is this fairly mundane detail, Michael?!!!!!