Maxim 100 hottest females issue - LULZ

[QueBert]

1. Miley Cyrus?
2. Selena Gomez?
3. Rihanna?

When did standards fall so low that these are the top 3? I don't follow mens magazines but isn't Maxim suppose to be one of the "good ones"

This is the biggest trolling job I've ever seen

 

[AMDZen]

I guess the editors for Maxim now like the jailbait type girls.

Can't blame them really. But Miley looks horrendous now with that hair cut. Gomez is still doable though.

Also - thread needs link to all 100

 

[Soundmanred]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2318935

List: http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

 

[Kadarin]

I agree, Miley ruined herself with that awful haircut.

 

[ImpulsE69]

#69 is the hottest one on there and should be #1.

 

[rcpratt]

The only thing worse than these three picks are these three girls as role models.

 

[swanysto]

I see at least 15 "what the hell are they doing on this list" women.

 

[edro]

Gomez is not hot imo.
Her face is pretty, but her body is that of a boy.
Her legs have no shape and look like round fence posts.

 

[MontyAC]

Unbelievable, no way Miley should be number 1. She's not even top 100.

 

[QueBert]

entire list:

# 100 Dessie Mitcheson
# 99 Ashley Sky
# 98 Rebecca Mader
# 97 Daniella Alonso
# 96 Kellie Pickler
# 95 Zooey Deschanel
# 94 Dawn Olivieri
# 93 Lynsi Torres
# 92 Kenda Perez
# 91 Allison Williams
# 90 Leven Rambin
# 89 April Rose
# 88 Elisabeth Harnois
# 87 Katie Cassidy
# 86 Rocsi Diaz
# 85 Aubrey Plaza
# 84 Alice Eve
# 83 Kat Dennings
# 82 Ashley Benson
# 81 Maggie Grace
# 80 Jamie Chung
# 79 Hoda Kotb
# 78 Ke$ha
# 77 Janina Gavankar
# 76 Emma Roberts
# 75 Natalie Martinez
# 74 Rachel Bilson
# 73 Katharine McPhee
# 72 Jessica Chastain
# 71 Sara Underwood
# 70 Nina Agdal
# 69 Manti Te'o's Fake Girlfriend
# 68 Anne V
# 67 Brittney Palmer
# 66 Joanna Krupa
# 65 Emilia Clarke
# 64 Candice Swanepoel
# 63 Stacy Keibler
# 62 Cameron Diaz
# 61 Emily VanCamp
# 60 Stana Katic
# 59 Brooklyn Decker
# 58 Amber Heard
# 57 Eva Mendes
# 56 Emmy Rossum
# 55 Rachel McAdams
# 54 Kamala Harris
# 53 Shakira
# 52 Bar Paly
# 51 Brittany Snow
# 50 Lake Bell
# 49 Sofia Vergara
# 48 Nina Dobrev
# 47 Ashley Greene
# 46 Yvonne Strahovski
# 45 Naya Rivera
# 44 Sarah Hyland
# 43 Jordana Brewster
# 42 Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
# 41 Malin Akerman
# 40 Julianne Hough
# 39 Lea Michele
# 38 Zoe Saldana
# 37 Amanda Seyfried
# 36 Leighton Meester
# 35 Bérénice Marlohe
# 34 Adrianne Palicki
# 33 Sarah Shahi
# 32 Kaley Cuoco
# 31 Charlize Theron
# 30 Hayden Panettiere
# 29 Ronda Rousey
# 28 Olivia Munn
# 27 Danielle Fishel
# 26 Demi Lovato
# 25 Katrina Bowden
# 24 Blake Lively
# 23 Heather Graham
# 22 Christina Hendricks
# 21 Emma Stone
# 20 Megan Fox
# 19 Emma Watson
# 18 Arianny Celeste
# 17 Jessica Alba
# 16 Olivia Wilde
# 15 Scarlett Johansson
# 14 Beyonce
# 13 Taylor Swift
# 12 Kate Beckinsale
# 11 Katy Perry
# 10 Elisha Cuthbert
# 9 Vanessa Hudgens
# 8 Kate Upton
# 7 Ashley Tisdale
# 6 Jennifer Love Hewitt
# 5 Jennifer Lawrence
# 4 Mila Kunis
# 3 Rihanna
# 2 Selena Gomez
# 1 Miley Cyrus

I was surprised to not see Nicole Sherzinger in the top 10, was absolutely floored she didn't make the list at all. I mean WTF Ronda Rousey? I know lists like this are a matter of opinion but no Alicia Keys & Nicole fucking Sherzinger is just beyond words.

 

[AMDZen]

Some of my personal favs on the list

#4 Mila Kunis
#12 Kate Beckinsale
#16 Olivia Wilde
#17 Jessica Alba
#30 Hayden Panettiere
#38 Zoe Saldana
#46 Yvonne Strahovski
#55 Rachel McAdams
#71 Sara Underwood

Some that probably wouldn't even make my list

#3 Rihanna
#53 Shakira
#78 Ke$ha

 

[AmdEmAll]

Mila should be #1.. what the hell!

 

[IndyColtsFan]

Gomez is not hot imo.
Her face is pretty, but her body is that of a boy.
Her legs have no shape and look like round fence posts.

Isn't she the one that looks like she is 12? I can't keep all those Disney girls straight in my head.

 

[Cappuccino]

Miley Cyrus? She looks like a skinny stick! At least the Anorexia fangirls will be grateful. What a great rolemodel she is!

She is freaking ugly as hell, how the frek is she in the top spot? Eww, I wouldnt go lesbian for Miley. What a ugly sket!

 

[KaOTiK]

wtf, 1-3 do nothing for me. Miley with that hair is just straight up ugly imo

 

[coldmeat]

List: http://www.maxim.com/hot100/2013

Emma Watson looks like she's 40 in that picture.

 

[dougp]

How Emily Ratajkowski, who has some of the most perfect breasts to grace this Earth, is not on that list over the likes of Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez (nice body but her face still makes her look 13 for some reason) and Taylor Swift - unacceptable.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

1. Miley Cyrus?
2. Selena Gomez?
3. Rihanna?

When did standards fall so low that these are the top 3? I don't follow mens magazines but isn't Maxim suppose to be one of the "good ones"

This is the biggest trolling job I've ever seen

miley looks like she drives a subaru
selena gomez looks like a troll
rihanna has a fivehead

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Miley was fair-to-middling at best before she got that batshit insane haircut, now she's not even a girl that would get looked at twice in the food court of any mall in California. Rihanna is skinny and skanky. Selena is cute at least, but not top 20.

 

[Krazy4Real]

so many wrongs on that list.

 

[skimple]

Taylor Swift?
Lea Michele?

Seriously?

 

[NFS4]

People still read Maxim? I thought that magazine lost relevance a LONG time ago.

 

[zinfamous]

lol. I see Hoda Kotb on the list, and I weep.

That's a good one, Onion. Well played!

 

[PokerGuy]

I know this is ATOT and we have the whole pointy elbow thing, but #'s 1, 2 and 3 wouldn't even crack the top 500 for me. None of them would garner a second glance on the street.

 

[zinfamous]

I think a lot of these are pity picks. :hmm: