Max Payne remarries, lives happily ever after

Maetryx

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... or so says my daughter. She came bounding down the stairs yesterday to tell me the good news.

"Guess what? Max Payne got remarried and had some more children!"

Me: ?

"Come see on my computer."

She was playing The Sims and had made a Payne family. Very considerate of her. His cynical sneer was even gone.
 

phatcow

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rofl... that is very cute.....





can you have some drug addicts murder her sim family, again tho... to teach your daugher about the real life?



 

XMan

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Originally posted by: phatcow
rofl... that is very cute.....





can you have some drug addicts murder her sim family, again tho... to teach your daugher about the real life?

There's irony in the fact that you're referring to something in regards to a computer game as "real life".
 

SSP

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Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Originally posted by: phatcow
rofl... that is very cute.....





can you have some drug addicts murder her sim family, again tho... to teach your daugher about the real life?

There's irony in the fact that you're referring to something in regards to a computer game as "real life".

BURNED! :D ;)
 

phatcow

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Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Originally posted by: phatcow
rofl... that is very cute.....





can you have some drug addicts murder her sim family, again tho... to teach your daugher about the real life?

There's irony in the fact that you're referring to something in regards to a computer game as "real life".

ive been owned
 

RGN

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Originally posted by: phatcow
Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Originally posted by: phatcow
rofl... that is very cute.....





can you have some drug addicts murder her sim family, again tho... to teach your daugher about the real life?

There's irony in the fact that you're referring to something in regards to a computer game as "real life".

ive been owned



yup.
 

BD231

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Feb 26, 2001
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Originally posted by: RGN
Originally posted by: phatcow
Originally posted by: Xerox Man
Originally posted by: phatcow
rofl... that is very cute.....





can you have some drug addicts murder her sim family, again tho... to teach your daugher about the real life?

There's irony in the fact that you're referring to something in regards to a computer game as "real life".

ive been owned



yup.

You guy's make threads so lame with the cut down bullsh*t, reminds me of highscool :disgust:.
 

LordMaul

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Originally posted by: guapo337
bdog just owned you all. go cry in your respective corners. bdog 0wns

bdog didn't own anyone. bdog is a p*ssy whiner...oh, I'm sorry...did I hurt your feelings?
 

yllus

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Az is a girl, phatcow. ;) Probably the sweetest girl in the universe too. :)

That's really cool Maetryx, I guess she watched along as you played the game? What I wouldn't give to have the voice/moves/humor Max has...minus the whole massacred family part...
 

Maetryx

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Oh, hey! More people replied! Cool. Yes, Azraele, she excels in the cute department. Phatcow did get owned, but it was pretty funny. I think it is worth it that he got insulted because it made everyone else feel better about themselves ;).

My daughter made me check this thread today to see if anyone else thought she was cool. You guys made her pretty happy.
 

chiwawa626

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Btw, why does a 10 year old evne know about max payne? Im 17 and i found the games storyline quite disturbing...
 

SuperSix

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:D

I just installed the Sims for my 9yo son.. He's hilarious..

Him: "I have a kid in my family that won't go to school"
Me: "Well, what do you do if he misses the bus?"
Him: "I don't feed him for a day"..

He came running down the stairs today, proclaiming he just had a son! He told me later some police lady came and took the baby..

Sims + kids can be sooo funny..