Matthew Witheiler

BossakTown

Banned
Aug 12, 2002
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It has come to my intention that Mr. Witheiler has been making angry threats, demanding that I stop posting about him and his availability for bar mitzvahs. He is upset that if I further inquire about the possibility of his appearance at my bar mitzvah spectacular, his love of creating all manner of balloon doggy will become public, opening Mr. Witheiler up to all manner of scorn and mockery. I apologize, but I must still use these forums to inquire about the openness of Mr. Witheiler to a booking at my Jewish coming of age ceremony spectacular.

What upsets me the most is the hypocrisy. Mr. Witheiler wants me to stop posting about him, however, he continues to mock and deride me in his computer hardware reviews. Oh, its ok for him to ridicule me when reviewing a video graphics card, but once I make flattering and complimentary gestures towards him, and his rugged good looks, which might happen to make public his love of making balloon animals, then and only then should this website be censored.
Its sad that Matt Witheiler would have no problem whatsoever spending his whole Saturday afternoon at the North Carolina Museum of History dressed up as Sir Walter Raleigh, making balloon animals to bring whimsy and merriment to the childrens of North Carolina....yet he will not appear at a bar mitzvah to do the same (minus the dressing up as Sir Walter Raleigh, unless that will facilitate a booking; I am open to negotiation on this point).

To sum up:
1) Mr. Witheiler would like to have me censored.
2) Mr. Witheiler will continue to make fun of me in his hardware reviews.
3) Mr. Witheiler will probably educate his children in all manner of deception and chicanery.
4) Free Challah samples still available on request.
5) Matt Witheiler dressed up as Sir Walter Raleigh to bring whimsy to the childrens.

Love,
Mike Bossak