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When I first read the title, I thought he fell off his wife 
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day! "
http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/20.../matthew-broderick-fell-off-horse.htmlMatthew Broderick has been discharged from an Ireland hospital after receiving treatment for a broken collarbone that he sustained while horseback riding. He and his wife, Sarah Jessica Parker, were vacationing at their summer home in Ireland with their son and other members of their family when the accident occurred on a secluded beach in Donegal.
Ireland doesn't seem to like Matthew Broderick all that much, because that is where he also received a broken leg, broken ribs and a punctured lung in a car accident in 1987 after his rental car veered onto the wrong side of the road, killing two women in an oncoming car. Coincidentally, he married Sarah Jessica Parker ten years later. I'm not sure if this was this was some kind of delayed justice or what, but having to spend the rest of your life with this creature seems a little extreme. You really shouldn't need a horse whisperer to tell you that your wife doesn't like it when you ignore her.
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"Oh, I'm sorry. I can't come to the door right now. I'm afraid that in my weakened condition, I could take a nasty spill down the stairs and subject myself to further school absences. You can reach my parents at their places of business. Thank you for stopping by. I appreciate your concern for my well-being. Have a nice day! "