Matt Gaetz. He likes ‘em young.

[MomentsofSanity]

All I could think when I saw this was, yeah, he looks like he would. Odds he comes out and claims he adopted this one too?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1377014855861817348

Completely and totally not related.

Matt Gaetz may bow out of Congress early: report

Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-Fla.), an ally of former President Trump, is reportedly considering retiring from Congress to take a job with Newsmax, according to an Axios report.Gaetz, who was first elected t…

thehill.com

 

[K1052]

“I have a suspicion that someone is trying to recategorize my generosity to ex-girlfriends as something more untoward.”

No lie, I gasped.

Just peak Florida manning his way through this.

 

[ElFenix]

twitter is having a field day

https://twitter.com/x/status/1377021985130078210

https://twitter.com/x/status/1377021158982361089

 

[ElFenix]

if you can't rely on good ol' gym to not rat on molesters

https://twitter.com/x/status/1377019985114112001

 

[ElFenix]

lets get #pizzagaetz trending!

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

And now for people that prefer real news sources over little blue birdies:

Rep. Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Sexual Relationship With 17-Year-Old Girl: NYT

The DOJ is reportedly investigating whether Rep. Matt Gaetz had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and violated sex-trafficking laws

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz reportedly under investigation for relationship with 17-year-old girl

Congressman Matt Gaetz, a Florida Republican who was literally the only person to vote against a 2017 bi-partisan anti-sex trafficking bill, is now reportedly being...

www.orlandoweekly.com

 

[MrSquished]

this didn't age well

 

[brycejones]

this didn't age well

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That isn’t what he meant.....

Next up from every deplorable

 

[cytg111]

A matter of time right? Assholes is gonna asshole.

 

[zzyzxroad]

And now for people that prefer real news sources over little blue birdies:

Rep. Gaetz Under Investigation for Alleged Sexual Relationship With 17-Year-Old Girl: NYT

The DOJ is reportedly investigating whether Rep. Matt Gaetz had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and violated sex-trafficking laws

Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz reportedly under investigation for relationship with 17-year-old girl

Congressman Matt Gaetz, a Florida Republican who was literally the only person to vote against a 2017 bi-partisan anti-sex trafficking bill, is now reportedly being...

www.orlandoweekly.com

NYT broke this I believe and seems as though Matt confirmed the investigation.

Matt Gaetz Is Said to Face Justice Dept. Inquiry Over Sex With an Underage Girl (Published 2021)

An inquiry into the Florida congressman was opened in the final months of the Trump administration, people briefed on it said.

www.nytimes.com

Matt Gaetz says he's under federal investigation for sexual misconduct

"The allegations against me are as searing as they are false," Gaetz said.

www.axios.com

 

[MomentsofSanity]

this didn't age well

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I’ll take “what are things Epstein would say“ for $500 Alex.

 

[ivwshane]

So when will the Q-unts be going after him? Seems like they were hell bent on going after pedophiles until they weren’t.

I guess they found doing insurrections and being traitors a more worthy cause.

 

[soulcougher73]

What a block head...literally as well.

 

[ivwshane]

What a block head...literally as well.

Yeah, he’s what lego people would look like if they were real.

 

[brycejones]

So when will the Q-unts be going after him? Seems like they were hell bent on going after pedophiles until they were.

I guess they found doing insurrections and being traitors a more worthy cause.

This is a false flag to distract from the Dems attraction to children or some shit.

 

[Perknose]

Always and ever with these Right Wing Family Values Crusader . . . the bigger the front, the bigger the back.

 

[Puffnstuff]

Conservative family values...eh?

 

[skyking]

apparently he recovered from the gas pedaling at college. He needs another lap or two on that track.

 

[Perknose]

What a block head...literally as well.

Yeah, THIS guy a creepy perv? He doesn't even look like he's from this planet.

 

[Lost_in_the_HTTP]

^^^ Is he receiving a message from the Big Giant Head?

 

[soundforbjt]

Yeah, he’s what lego people would look like if they were real.

His face has more angles than a stealth fighter.

 

[nOOky]

Yeah, THIS guy a creepy perv? He doesn't even look like he's from this planet.

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You could show a movie on that forehead. A dirty movie maybe. To a little girl, mabye.

 

[m8d]

Surprised the 17 year old was a woman. Thought this would be about his son.
All of this could be avoided for Matt if he simply hooks up with Lady Lindsay.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

Yeah, THIS guy a creepy perv? He doesn't even look like he's from this planet.

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Really just reminds me of a dictionary definition of what a televangelist looks like

 

[pmv]

His face has more angles than a stealth fighter.

Limited poly count, compensated for by careful use of texturing? Now you mention it, he does look idTech 2 or UE1 rather than a more modern engine.