Mathematical proof that girls are evil

[piku]

Ok I'm sure everyone here has seen it about a million times. However, I remember reading that it is also incorrect because one of the operations really doesn't work as shown. Does anyone know if it is an actual proof or not?

 

[minendo]

Girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
Time is money:
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money = Money2

Money is the root of all evil:

Girls = Money2

Therefore:
Girls = Evil

 

[amnesiac]

looks right to me.

 

[thawolfman]

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[AreaCode707]

nm

 

[deerslayer]

Originally posted by: amnesiac 2.0
looks right to me.

 

[pillage2001]

Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

 

[prodigy]

Originally posted by: thawolfman
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[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

It's because we are!!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!


: ) Amanda

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

It's because we are!!

Bwahahahahahaha!!!


: ) Amanda

LOL. You're one evil evil womannnnnnnnnnn

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

who needs proof? i thought it was a given. :Q

/me puts on flame suit

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

who needs proof? i thought it was a given. :Q

/me puts on flame suit

I'll let that go this time but next time I might have to hurt you!


: ) Amanda

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

who needs proof? i thought it was a given. :Q

/me puts on flame suit

I'll let that go this time but next time I might have to hurt you!


: ) Amanda

Don't wait. Bite him now. Show him your evilness. It's worth it.

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

who needs proof? i thought it was a given. :Q

/me puts on flame suit

I'll let that go this time but next time I might have to hurt you!


: ) Amanda

Don't wait. Bite him now. Show him your evilness. It's worth it.

What makes you think I'm going to bite him? I'm the kind of gal that punches a man if he makes me mad.


: ) Amanda

 

[CraigRT]

hey, it's like the back of the text-book... we got the same answer!! b00yah!

 

[pillage2001]

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

who needs proof? i thought it was a given. :Q

/me puts on flame suit

I'll let that go this time but next time I might have to hurt you!


: ) Amanda

Don't wait. Bite him now. Show him your evilness. It's worth it.

What makes you think I'm going to bite him? I'm the kind of gal that punches a man if he makes me mad.


: ) Amanda

The problem is, you punch like a GIRL.

/puts flame suit on and runnnnnnnnnnnnn..............

 

[element]

Originally posted by: minendo
Girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
Time is money:
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money = Money2

Money is the root of all evil:

Girls = Money2

Therefore:
Girls = Evil

I think the incorrect line was Girls=Time x Money. It should be Girls = Time & Money. Which wouldn't work out to Girls= Evil

Time x Money is a meaningless concept. What would the units be on that? Doesn't make sense.

Im not quite sure tho and its late so I don't feel like researching it.

Just to clarify what i meant is that the first line says Girls= Time and Money. THis would equate to Girls = Time + money and not x

 

[chrisjor]

Well of course girls are evil...that's why we like them!!!!

 

As much as some guys may mean what they say there, that proof always has me smiling . . . a huge smile. Too funny. I still like the proof. Maybe some day I'll come up with my silly proof that men are evil. Actually, strike that . . . it's an axiomised belief that men are evil. It need not be proved!

 

[ohtwell]

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: pillage2001

Originally posted by: ohtwell

Originally posted by: spankyOO7

Originally posted by: pillage2001
Woah, so many willing to prove that girls are evil.

who needs proof? i thought it was a given. :Q

/me puts on flame suit

I'll let that go this time but next time I might have to hurt you!


: ) Amanda

Don't wait. Bite him now. Show him your evilness. It's worth it.

What makes you think I'm going to bite him? I'm the kind of gal that punches a man if he makes me mad.


: ) Amanda

The problem is, you punch like a GIRL.

/puts flame suit on and runnnnnnnnnnnnn..............

I don't think you want to find out whether or not I do punch like a girl.


: ) Amanda

 

[melly]

dunno about evil per se, but i definitely do naughty!

 

[brxndxn]

The part that is questionnable (btw, I've quoted this whole proof about 10000 times) is the first premis...

Girls require time and money... the AND usually means + whereas here we're using the * operator. Of is the word for the * operator usually.

So it'd have to be something to the effect of:

Girls require time of money... or money of time.

Perhaps someone here could orchestrate the phrase a little better to make it perfectly accurate.

7 of 9 is 63
7 and 9 is either 16 or 79

 

[MaxDSP]

Originally posted by: minendo
Girls require time and money:
Girls = Time x Money
Time is money:
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money = Money2

Money is the root of all evil:

Girls = Money2

Therefore:
Girls = Evil

Is it possible....Have I found my next Away message?....why, yes

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: caramel
dunno about evil per se, but i definitely do naughty!

LOL,I hear you, "evil" is reserved only for long weekends and vacation days, "Pure Evil" only gets dragged out for major holidays lke Thanksgiving and Xmas and New Year's... hahaha, loook out world, my "Evil Woman" triple Crown race is upcoming

 

[Noriaki]

Well, if you contend as many programming languages that False is given the value 0, and True is any non-zero value...then logical AND works out to multipication and logical OR works out to addition.

True or True
1 + 1 = 2 (True)

True or False
1 + 0 = 1 (True)

False or False
0 + 0 = 0 (False)

True and True
1 * 1 = 1 (True)

True and False
1 * 0 = 0 (False)

False and False
0 * 0 = 0 (False)

[True or [True and [True and False]]] or [[True and [False or True]] or False]
[1 + [1 * [1 + 0]]] + [[1 * [0 + 1]] + 0]
[ 2 ] + [ 1 ] = 3

Non zero so it's true.

If you are talking about simple counting, then and usually means plus. And of means mulitplication when we are talking about percentages...if I want to know 47% of 92, then I'll punch .47*92 into my calculator.

But if we are looking at Boolean evaluation, we let False be Zero and True be any non-Zero, and then logical AND is definately multiplication.

So there

Of course, then it gets a bit odd. Clearly in the first statement Time and Money, Time and Money are boolean values. Then they twist it and seem to consider them values to be Multiplied together. Squaring a boolean seems a bit odd...but...
True and True = True
False and False = False
So in a sense Money^2 is just Money.

So perhaps girls aren't so much Evil as they are the Root of Evil !!!

The other point in the formula that could be said to fail is (root(evil))^2
If you contend that evil is a negative value, some might say the say the root would blow up.
But that's not the case...
The formula would simply be (root(-1) * root(abs(evil)))^2
root(-1) is i and i^2 is -1
So it's really not a problem either.