mathematical proof that girls are evil

[lesch2k]

i tend to disagree but who can argue with math

girls require time and money so you could say
1. girls = time * money
and they say time is money
2. time = money (into 1. from above)
3. girls = money * money (girls = money^2)
money is the root of all evil
4. money = evil ^.5 (into 3)
5. girls = (evil ^.5) ^2
there you have it
girls = evil

 

[thraashman]

sorry to tell ya man, this has been posted already. it's still funny I'll say though.

 

[gnoymyguy]

simple maths

girls+boys=game on

game on=good

lesch2k you need to recalculate

 

[Pretender]

<< girls require time and money so you could say
1. girls = time * money >>

Learn math.
girls = time + money
so then
girls = money * 2
money = evil^.5
so girls=2(evil^.5)
or
girls = (4 * evil) ^.5

girls are the root of 4 evils

 

[WarCon]

Girls=Evil (well only partly, but absolutely a necessary one.......).

Because when do this equation -

2 * Boys = definately not for me

versus

boy * girl = fun + entertaining, sometimes frustrating but overall better than

boy + 0*girl = boy all alone.

 

[lesch2k]

i didnt know it was posted beofre. i just saw it for the first timme but i guess all this stuff has been around for some time

 

[johnhacker]

here's my equation:

girls=money+time+jewelery
money=time
girls=2*money+jewelery
jewelery=money*100k
girls=money(100k+2)
girls=money*100,002
money=evil(stated above)
girls equal 100,002 evils.

 

[Colt45]

old, but still good.

 

[Colt45]

BTW, i saw this damn hot girl today..
mmm

 

[rpzero]

why is money the 5th root of evil? Seems like that came out of nowhere.

 

[LordMaul]

This is soooooooooooooo old, that Wombat Woman told me about when he grandpa used to tell her about being told it when HE was a kid!

 

[damocles]

this is the 3rd or 4th post of it

still amusing though

 

[b0mbrman]

(boy + girl) - pants =

 

[JediKnut]

Seeing as we're on this thread... anyone know how to do Maths with a gal?

Add her to the bed,
Subtract her clothes,
Divide her legs,
&amp; Multiply!

 

[raven82]

yah, if your in 1st grade.

 

[Dedpuhl]

<< why is money the 5th root of evil? Seems like that came out of nowhere. >>



0.5, not 5.0


0.5 = 1/2

 

[IJump]

I didn't need math to know that girls were evil, I just had to get married.

 

[Warblad13]

wow now there is proof

 

[AdamDuritz99]

Yah this is a repost, but still kewl. here is a pic of it from somewhere.



peace
sean

 

[trenchfoot]

girls are absolutly NOT evil........it's when they grow up and connive that they become as such! j/k, happy 4th twks2

 

[AdamDuritz99]

awww, well to spoil some of the fun....

money is not the root of all evil.

it is &quot;the LOVE of money is the root of all evil&quot;

but hell, common sense will tell you women are evil



peace
sean