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rh71

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
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Here's how life really works...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings , where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that..

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.....
it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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sisq0kidd

Lifer
Apr 27, 2004
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Originally posted by: rh71
Here's how life really works...
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings , where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,


B-U-L-L-S-H-!-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

And, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%


So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that..

While Hard Work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there.....
it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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your link didn't work...
 
nakedfrog

nakedfrog

No Lifer
Apr 3, 2001
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For instance, did you know that most people's lives are governed by telephone numbers?
 
rh71

rh71

No Lifer
Aug 28, 2001
52,844
1,049
126
Originally posted by: HN
Originally posted by: sisq0kidd
Originally posted by: HN
Originally posted by: sisq0kidd

your link didn't work...
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worked for me :confused:
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there was a link??? :confused:
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A working link as a matter of fact. musta been ninja-edited.
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wtf is going on here ? The only person who's edited a post above sisq0's initial "your link doesn't work" post was me. And I know for damned sure I didn't post a link at any time. You people are farking nutz.
 
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Yax

Platinum Member
Feb 11, 2003
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Dangit, and all this time I've been drinking asskissing orange juice. > 113% of daily requirements.
 
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Atomicus

Banned
May 20, 2004
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The weights on each letter makes no sense. I know its linear but why the hell would Z have such a high number?

So I'll just continue my brown-nosing and I still come out higher than an asskissing.
 
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