Math Joke

[Actaeon]

"Students nowadays are so clueless", the math professor complains to a colleague. "Yesterday, a student came to my office hours and wanted to know if General Calculus was a Roman war hero...

Well, I thought it was funny.

EDIT: There are a few more jokes, just scroll down the thread.

 

[KoolDrew]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Juice Box]

2 week vacation!

 

[Quasmo]

I hate my life because of people like you

 

[mitaiwan82]

Originally posted by: KoolDrew
4x :thumbsdown:

fixed

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: KoolDrew
:thumbsdown:

 

[Actaeon]

LOL!

Is this one any better?

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: Actaeon
LOL!

Is this one any better?

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

i smiled

 

[nycxandy]

:thumbsup: / :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Actaeon]

Another one I liked...

When the math professor's wife returns home from work, she finds an envelope on the living room table. She opens it and finds a letter from her husband:

My dearest wife,
We have been married for nearly thirty years, and I still love you as much as on the day I proposed. You must realize, however, that you are now 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I very much hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I'm in a hotel room with an 18-year-old freshman girl from my calculus class. I'll be home before midnight.

Your husband, who will never stop loving you.

When the professor returns from the hotel shortly before midnight, he also finds an envelope in the living room. He opens it and reads:

My beloved husband,
You may recall that you, too, are 54 years old and no longer able to satisfy certain needs I still have. I thus hope that you are not hurt to learn that, while you're reading this, I am in a hotel room with the 18-year-old pool boy.

Your loving wife.

P.S. As a mathematician, you are certainly aware of the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't stay up and wait for me.

 

[Czar]

hahah I liked it

 

[captains]

Originally posted by: KoolDrew
:thumbsdown:

 

[SpunkyJones]

Originally posted by: puffff

Originally posted by: Actaeon
LOL!

Is this one any better?

New York (CNN). At John F. Kennedy International Airport today, a Caucasian male (later discovered to be a high school mathematics teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor and a graphical calculator.
According to law enforcement officials, he is believed to have ties to the Al-Gebra network. He will be charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.

i smiled

Its a cute joke, not overly funny. It is better than the first one though.