Masturbation World Record!

[spliffstar69]

Don't know how true it is but damn, he has to be in pain down there.

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[Tom]

a typical afternoon for atoters.

 

[crumpet19]

Are you trying to beat it?

 

[Gaard]

Doesn't an observer need to be present to make a world record official?

 

[CaseTragedy]

Originally posted by: crumpet19
Are you trying to beat it?

pun?

 

[edro]

What's up with the "Take a break" ad on the side?

 

[spliffstar69]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
a typical afternoon for atoters.

yep.. to bad Guinness World Records isn't around to make it official.

 

[DurocShark]

I heard on KROQ that Ralph Garmond (on the morning show and host of Joe Schmoe) was trying to best that record the other day... Dunno if it was accurate or not, but pretty funny... The DJ's were playing "Numb" and other appropriate songs.

 

[Jetblade]

Originally posted by: edro13
What's up with the "Take a break" ad on the side?

That's what I was about to ask. :Q

 

[neovan]

Heard about this a few days ago on the radio. Then one of the guys on the radio (KROQ) tried to beat it, literally. His name is Ralph Garmin, I also believe he does some Playboy TV stuff. He only got 32.

 

[Antisocial Virge]

Originally posted by: spliffstar69
Don't know how true it is but damn, he has to be in pain down there.

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Its been posted before, its fake also. Just change wufrenchie in the url.

 

[crab]

Oh noes!

 

[Triumph]

Is this the record for # times in a day? Or longest continuous session? I don't wanna click the link at work!

 

[FeathersMcGraw]

No, Fausto! Don't kill yourself!

 

[spliffstar69]

Originally posted by: Antisocial-Virge

Originally posted by: spliffstar69
Don't know how true it is but damn, he has to be in pain down there.

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Its been posted before, its fake also. Just change wufrenchie in the url.

cool i didnt know.
Im the CHAMP.

 

[glugglug]

When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Wufrenchie said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning"

 

[spliffstar69]

Originally posted by: crab
Oh noes!

lol

 

[geckojohn]

Wow, nice job!

 

[geckojohn]

How do they make sure he orgasm's? Do they have someone there to make sure he cum's?

 

[Krueger81]

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Wufrenchie is not your average masturbator

ROFLMAO

 

[moonshinemadness]

Originally posted by: Jetblade

Originally posted by: edro13
What's up with the "Take a break" ad on the side?

That's what I was about to ask. :Q

It would be funny if it wasnt so worrying....

 

[NogginBoink]

Damn, there are a LOT of uncalibrated sarcasm meters on ATOT, aren't there?

 

[chocobaR]

Originally posted by: Dead Parrot Sketch
a typical afternoon for atoters.

LOL! That was hilarious! :beer:

 

[Dacalo]

WTF? LOL

 

[KK]

That's only once every 40 minutes. Hell, an amatuer could break that. Not too impressive.

KK