Masturbating Lowers Prostate Cancer Risk -Study!!!

[isasir]

Originally posted by: IcemanJer
fap..fap..fap..

Fap is unbanned! Let's all rejoice and prevent cancer!

 

[DrPizza]

whoa, if I had good insurance which covered preventative measures... it doesn't say it has to be self-masturbation...

"What are all these expenses charged at the brothel??" "Preventative health-care."

Wow, maybe it's even tax deductable!

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Stratum9
I always thought there was something fishy about Christian morality against masturbation, self-abuse as they call it. Now there's proof they're full of crap!

I think most men would agree that masturbation involves more than just an urge produced by arousal after some kind of stimulation. Sometimes a stiffy just happens without provocation. Must be the body protecting itself against cancer!

Not even in my pubescent years did "a stiffy" just happen. Unless you count morning wood.

Then there must be something wrong with it.

I'd suggest you take it back to the manufacturer and ask for a repair, but that might prove to be difficult.

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: MachFive

Originally posted by: Jeff7181

Originally posted by: Stratum9
I always thought there was something fishy about Christian morality against masturbation, self-abuse as they call it. Now there's proof they're full of crap!

I think most men would agree that masturbation involves more than just an urge produced by arousal after some kind of stimulation. Sometimes a stiffy just happens without provocation. Must be the body protecting itself against cancer!

Not even in my pubescent years did "a stiffy" just happen. Unless you count morning wood.

Then there must be something wrong with it.

I'd suggest you take it back to the manufacturer and ask for a repair, but that might prove to be difficult.

confirmed. men naturally get erections at seemingly arbitrary times like after just waking up.

 

[SP33Demon]

See Grandma! I'm really not sinning!

I B T L

 

[Jeff7181]

There's nothing wrong with it... it works when I want it to.

 

[RyanM]

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
There's nothing wrong with it... it works when I want it to.

Then it's definitely defective. If you have cognitive control of the flow of blood into your member, there's something seriously wrong with you.

Methinks you need to be studied by science.

 

[glugglug]

Originally posted by: MachFive

Originally posted by: Jeff7181
There's nothing wrong with it... it works when I want it to.

Then it's definitely defective. If you have cognitive control of the flow of blood into your member, there's something seriously wrong with you.

Methinks you need to be studied by science.

Its pretty simple really. Think about your mom. Now think about Lara Croft (let's face it, real women aren't in your future).

 

[Vonkhan]

this headline is bull

if u get liad 5 times week, it'll have the same effect.

gotta ask my gf to quit to her job now so tht she dont wake up early morning and i dont get cancer!

 

[Lucky]

UP we go! 😀

 

[her209]

The prostate is the male g-spot. It can be reached by inserting a single finger into the anus.