Mastication

[Auggie]

In the Wikipedia entry for mastication, there is a rather hilarious picture. See how long it takes you find the funny. (Click and enlarge the picture.)

I just stumbled upon this because I was using the word in an email. I was going to send the URL along with the email in case anybody didn't know what the word means, but, uh, I don't think it's all that appropriate to include in a work email...

 

[venkman]

...

I think I saw monkey peen?

 

[TallBill]

The middle finger?

 

[Auggie]

Time-warp winner!

Edit: Macaca p3n15!

 

[JujuFish]

First, there's nothing hilarious in that picture.
Second, who doesn't know what mastication means? Seriously.

 

[hypn0tik]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS DUDE!!!!11

 

[TallBill]

We're talking about the picture of the scoop right?

 

[Wheezer]

that is just crying out for a good chop.....to bad my skills suck.

 

[spidey07]

I don't get it. Are you talking about the monkey finger?

 

[se7en]

++ for nekkid boobs!!!

 

[James Bond]

I found it entertaining after a while, probably not for the same reason you did.

Sorta reminded me of the breakfast scene in Reservoir Dogs.

 

[TehMac]

This is the definition of Oldsmaboat's rule.

 

[SunnyD]

I don't get it.

 

[Auggie]

One of the juveniles looking at the adult eating has his penis partially distended.

 

[nublikescake]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
that is just crying out for a good chop.....to bad my skills suck.

Hell yes!

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

deification also has a good picture

 

[jonks]

Originally posted by: BrunoPuntzJones
deification also has a good picture

Is that when you take all the "if's" out of a sentence?

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: Auggie
One of the juveniles looking at the adult eating has his penis partially distended.

How old are you?

 

[Schfifty Five]

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: Auggie
One of the juveniles looking at the adult eating has his penis partially distended.

How old are you?

15 would be my guess.

 

[moshquerade]

mastication, masturbation's mouthy cousin.

 

[Auggie]

Originally posted by: S Freud

Originally posted by: Auggie
One of the juveniles looking at the adult eating has his penis partially distended.

How old are you?

28! And a half!

 

[ScottyB]

"Monkey masticating while others watch"

Best description ever!

 

[eplebnista]

lol