Mastication and the death of somone you knew...

[datalink7]

Did any of you guys have trouble masticating after someone you knew died? Or did any of you have trouble having intimate relations with your big mac or fries thinking that the person you knew is up in heaven watching you?

 

[crab]

3/10

 

[Bootprint]

Looks like someone got dictionary toliet paper.

 

[anxi80]

i masticate at the funeral! reese's-pieces.

also, btw, to quote goose from that thread 'OMG YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT!!!~~!~!!!~!~!!~!!!~!!!~!!'

 

[bootymac]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAWAAAASHIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.... just kidding

 

[datalink7]

Originally posted by: crab
3/10

 

[gistech1978]

Originally posted by: datalink7
Did any of you guys have trouble masticating after someone you knew died? Or did any of you have trouble having intimate relations with your big mac or fries thinking that the person you knew is up in heaven watching you?

never.
why wouldnt a loved one want to see me do that.

 

[UnatcoAgent]

I laughed, 5/10

 

[Brutuskend]

Do you know why puppies lick older dogs in the mouth at times?

It's an attempt to get them to regurgitate their last meal. Young wolves do this in the wild as well.

Mastication lesson of the day.

BTW: "they" think that's how kissing got started too.

 

[moshquerade]

that's so wrong

you just wanted to use the word "mastication"
yes, we know it means CHEWING!

 

[MDE]

1/10, not even close to a parody.

 

[Wallydraigle]

No, I always masticate thirty times before I swallow.