Massive Naval penis

[pauldun170]

The pilot seen below

OKANOGAN COUNTY, Wash. – Officials with the Naval Air Station Whidbey Island said one of their aircraft was involved in the obscene skywritings spotted in Okanogan County.

Photos sent to KREM 2 by multiple sources show skydrawings of what some people are saying is male genitalia. Some sources have even tweeted pictures of what they saw.

A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.
http://www.krem.com/news/local/okan...-skydrawings-spotted-in-okanogan-co/492496113

Original found story here
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zon...bey-island-drew-this-massive-penis-in-the-sky

 

[IronWing]

Did the seamen fly out of the dick?

 

[MomentsofSanity]

That really WAS a dick move.

 

[sandorski]

 

[PottedMeat]

pilot has good spatial awareness

 

[Paladin3]

Part of me wants to say that a professional US Naval aviator should know better, but another part of me feels good we have people with a sense of humor protecting our country. I hope he had the theme from Top Gun playing while he drew it.

 

[pauldun170]

pilot has good spatial awareness

He may have had assistance from another pilot in order to "Coordinate the cock"

 

[nakedfrog]

A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were.

"Honey, that's not a drawing, the pilot is probably just drunk."

 

[Bitek]

IDK, totally unprofessional and waste of taxpayer $$$.... But also really funny.. Literally can't look at that pic and not lol.

I guess the 13yo me wins out on this one.


But don't do it again.


And btw, you will be cleaning to toilets with toothbrushes until the next decade. Lol

 

[pauldun170]

"Honey, that's not a drawing, the pilot is probably just drunk."

This is how you explain that to a child
"Look, that pilot drew a pair of scissors!!!"

 

[MomentsofSanity]

I'm fairly certain that's NOT how you do a "Cuban 8".

 

[OutHouse]

yea that was a epic stunt. funny was just thinking the other day that i have not seen a skywriter in many years.

 

[NAC4EV]

KREMPIE 2 News

 

[Yakk]

"Dishonourable Discharge"

 

[Victorian Gray]

Seriously? One wonders at the fact that she even has children.

"A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were."

http://www.krem.com/news/local/okan...-skydrawings-spotted-in-okanogan-co/492496113

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Seriously? One wonders at the fact that she even has children.

"A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were."

http://www.krem.com/news/local/okan...-skydrawings-spotted-in-okanogan-co/492496113

It's a cactus sweetie.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

These days the comedy writes itself

 

[Paladin3]

Seriously? One wonders at the fact that she even has children.

"A mother who lives in Okanogan who took pictures of the drawings reached out to KREM 2 to complain about the images, saying she was upset she might have to explain to her young children what the drawings were."

http://www.krem.com/news/local/okan...-skydrawings-spotted-in-okanogan-co/492496113

She's just one more professional victim manufacturing outrage.

 

[skull]

It's a cactus sweetie.

Hell my granny has a small figurine flower pot that looks just like my grandpa with a cactus coming out of his crotch. Shes had that for as long as I can remember, I didn't get it for quite a while.

I have these two turtles from my great grandma on the other side of the family. They look like normal little clay turtles, you flip em over and they are both sexually correct. My mom almost threw them away. I better get my papas cactus to put next to em.

 

[Puffnstuff]

The thread title should be edited to provide more clarity on the subject matter.

 

[Paratus]

pilot has good spatial awareness

That’s pretty damn funny.

 

[Paratus]

However that is not the highest flying dick pic.

 

[IronWing]

However that is not the highest flying dick pic.

It's Mars. ♂

 

[IronWing]

It's a cactus sweetie.

Hey big boy…

 

[MomentsofSanity]

Hey big boy…

Ok that's way too specific. And I'm oddly aroused by it.