Mass movement for peace on Winter Solstice Day

[Thump553]

I know this board has rules against just posting a link, but I don't want to comment too much about this one before you have a chance to look at it:

Global Orgasm For Peace

It's work safe, but turn down the sound or the music will put you to sleep.

 

[KAZANI]

Like a meditative "Folding" at home for world peace.

*shrugs*

 

[BoberFett]

If that's all that's required for world peace, just lock the world's nerd population in the bathroom with naked pictures of their favorite starlet.

 

[sandorski]

ROFL, quite ridiculous. Who comes up with this stuff?

 

[Seekermeister]

Something a bit more worthwhile is that Mubaruk of Egypt made an appeal to Muslims to show another side of Islam that is not familiar to many...love. I do believe that there are some good Muslims, but they get their goodness naturally, without Islam.

 

[Jeff7]

Sure I'm all in favor of orgasms, but this sounds crazy.

Why?
To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronized Global Orgasm.

Ah yes, Earth's energy field. This must be that energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. I've heard stories about this. Some though say that it's a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, that there is no mystical energy field controlling anyone's destiny.


"The Zero Point Field or Quantum Field surrounds and is part of everything in the universe. It can be affected by human consciousness, as can be seen when simple observation of a subatomic particle changes the particle?s state."
Wow. Very nice.
Heisenberg must be spinning in his grave. Though he'll stop spinning if anyone tries to measure the rate of his spin.

 

[ayabe]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Sure I'm all in favor of orgasms, but this sounds crazy.

Why?
To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronized Global Orgasm.

Ah yes, Earth's energy field. This must be that energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. I've heard stories about this. Some though say that it's a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, that there is no mystical energy field controlling anyone's destiny.

:thumbsup: For Solo reference.

 

[Jeff7]

Glad someone appreciated it.

 

[Horus]

Originally posted by: ayabe

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Sure I'm all in favor of orgasms, but this sounds crazy.

Why?
To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronized Global Orgasm.

Ah yes, Earth's energy field. This must be that energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. I've heard stories about this. Some though say that it's a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, that there is no mystical energy field controlling anyone's destiny.

:thumbsup: For Solo reference.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

 

[Thump553]

I suggest people file this away for further reference, as Winter Solstice (12/22) falls on a Friday this year. This could lead to some very imaginative pickup lines.

For women, I would suggest staying out of CompUSA, Fry's, etc. on 12/22.

 

[Oblivionaire]

wtf?
I'm in ur clam
scrambling up ur electrons...

When the last time you messed with subatomic particles with your mind you hokey fscknuts?

I put on my robe and tinfoil wizard hat
I cast lvl 3 lude and lascivious behavior with yo quantum field.

 

[ITJunkie]

Originally posted by: Horus

Originally posted by: ayabe

Originally posted by: Jeff7
Sure I'm all in favor of orgasms, but this sounds crazy.

Why?
To effect positive change in the energy field of the Earth through input of the largest possible surge of human energy, a Synchronized Global Orgasm.

Ah yes, Earth's energy field. This must be that energy field that surrounds us, penetrates us, and binds the galaxy together. I've heard stories about this. Some though say that it's a bunch of simple tricks and nonsense, that there is no mystical energy field controlling anyone's destiny.

:thumbsup: For Solo reference.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

QFT...:laugh:

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
When the last time you messed with subatomic particles with your mind you hokey fscknuts?

Why I did, quite recently. Many trillions of them, all together though. I got up and walked across the room. Sure screwed with those subatomic particles there, didn't I?

 

[Oblivionaire]

Originally posted by: Jeff7

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire
When the last time you messed with subatomic particles with your mind you hokey fscknuts?

Why I did, quite recently. Many trillions of them, all together though. I got up and walked across the room. Sure screwed with those subatomic particles there, didn't I?

Aer yuo ralaeted to JaffK?

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: Oblivionaire

Aer yuo ralaeted to JaffK?

JaffK?

Searches forums for user JaffK. Not found.

Google next. Insufficient information to search for.

Conclusion: