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ahenkel

ahenkel

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I killed a deer with my bare hands, ate it's heart and then took a massive shit on its corpse. How's that for masculine
 
PlasmaBomb

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
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Originally posted by: TruePaige
Purses.
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Jack also keeps his weapons in a purse. In a room full of people, he stands out the way a tiger would in a room full of kittens.

1. Jack makes carrying a purse masculine.
2. He gets perfect cell phone reception, regardless of his location.
3. He's tough enough to withstand torture, but isn't ashamed to cry.
4. He gave Cheng the silent treatment for 2 years.
5. Jack can fly a plane and a helicopter.
6. Jack doesn't care what other people think of him.
7. Jack Bauer is always right.
8. He got Erin Driscoll to listen to him eventually.
9. He pulled the trigger on Chase. Talk about dedication to his work.
10. Despite suffering from Herion withdrawl, he was able to break Ramon Salazaar out of prison.
11. He broke Ramon out of prison in less than an hour. It took Michael Scofield a whole season to break out of Fox River.
12. Hacksaw.
13. He doesn't always listen to orders, because he knows he's right.
14. Jack hurt that annoying scumbag Joe Prado.
15. He killed the whole Drazen gang by himself.
16. He figured out to look up presumed dead people in order to find Saunders.
17. He can hold his breath forever.
18. His magic hoodie is very impressive.
19. Straight men have crushes on him.
20. He can kill people without using his hands or legs.
21. He asked for forgiveness before killing Chapelle.
22. He's "died" twice and yet seems to be in great health.
23. He trusted George to take the plane down.
24. Despite saving millions of people over and over again, he has never asked for a thank you!
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Synomenon

Synomenon

Lifer
Dec 25, 2004
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I killed a predator alien with my bare hands, ate its heart and then took a massive shit on its corpse.

How's that for masculine?
 
PlasmaBomb

PlasmaBomb

Lifer
Nov 19, 2004
11,636
2
81
Originally posted by: IsLNdbOi
I killed a predator alien with my bare hands, ate its heart and then took a massive shit on its corpse.

How's that for masculine?
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Did it taste like chicken?
 
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