Martian War coming this fall.

techs

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http://www.history.ca/comingtohistory

Martian War - FALL 2013

Presented as a suspenseful, moving documentary, Martian War tells the story of the catastrophic events and unimaginable horrors of 1913 to 1917 – a four-year period which saw humankind battle a savage alien invasion and become progressively enslaved by terrible machines of war. With powerful and detailed First World War parallels, Martian War is a one-of-a-kind show.


I can't find too much about this except its a Canadian show (Canada, the home of American science fiction) and that it is on the History Channel.
 
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History channel needs to seriously stop with this alien bullshit. Whoever the fuck is responsible for this shift over the years should be terminated. Immediately. Along with any parties responsible for hiring said fucktards.
 

sandorski

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Coming soon to History channel: Amazonian War--Lesbian Fascists invade Poland and wreak havoc in a few short weeks.
 

AstroManLuca

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Coming soon to History: World War 2!

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DrPizza

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History channel needs to seriously stop with this alien bullshit. Whoever the fuck is responsible for this shift over the years should be terminated. Immediately. Along with any parties responsible for hiring said fucktards.

You're forgetting - the average person on these forums is intelligent & not amused by shows like that. You forgot the average person who watches television.
 

manimal

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Did the martians ally themselves with the axis powers? Inquiring minds wanna know!
 

Doppel

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History channel needs to seriously stop with this alien bullshit. Whoever the fuck is responsible for this shift over the years should be terminated. Immediately. Along with any parties responsible for hiring said fucktards.

History isn't interesting. Aliens are. Learning also isn't interesting and if you don't believe me ask Honey Boo Boo.
 

Thump553

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History channel needs to seriously stop with this alien bullshit. Whoever the fuck is responsible for this shift over the years should be terminated. Immediately. Along with any parties responsible for hiring said fucktards.

+++infinity

I remember when we first got the History Channel, I was so looking forward to it and it was such a huge disappointment. And it's only gotten worse over the years. Without Pawn Stars or Ice Road Truckers (neither of which is remotely related to history) it would be long gone by now-and those shows are little more than filler on any other network.
 

Meghan54

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Coming soon to History channel: Amazonian War--Lesbian Fascists invade Poland and wreak havoc in a few short weeks.


Isn't the bolded an oxymoron? I mean, no self-respecting lesbian would ever be a right winger, much less an extreme right-winger like a fascist.
 

Scotteq

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Coming soon to History channel: Amazonian War--Lesbian Fascists invade Poland and wreak havoc in a few short weeks.

...a bloody conflict, caused by reasons not fully understood by mankind, lasted about 5 days. Then the combatants ate ice cream.
 

BD231

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Can't even watch a god damned alien documentary without some kind of drama involved, f**in humans.
 

ImpulsE69

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Maybe it really did happen but most peoples memories were wiped. This is what really happened. Much more believable than what our textbooks say.
 

BladeVenom

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If only there was a channel that specialized in history to teach these things.

and a Sci-fi channel that had sci-fi shows. A Tech TV channel would also be nice.

Oddly enough the History channel has more aliens than the Syfy channel.
 

sandorski

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Isn't the bolded an oxymoron? I mean, no self-respecting lesbian would ever be a right winger, much less an extreme right-winger like a fascist.

Lesbian Fascists are definitely Rightwing. Whether they have Self-respect is debatable.