Martha Stewart Verdict is in: Guilty on all counts

[minendo]

Breaking news on CNN right now. Details coming soon.

 

[beer]

dibs on not guilty
where's my bookie

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: minendo
Breaking news on CNN right now. Details coming soon.

Based on super heavy Police presence, GUILTY


Counts coming in all GUILTY. I win bet, what do I win?

She is facing many years in prison.


Good, I hope all Corrupt Corp Bastages go to Jail and join her. Make them Co-ed and she'll have lots of Male Company.

Her Company stock trading has been halted.

 

[BDawg]

Guilty on all 4 counts...

 

[xxxxxJohnGaltxxxxx]

jurisprudence is not dead---fry to beach.

 

[Cypherdude1]

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!! Based on what other white collar criminals have received years ago, she'll probably get 18 months in prison. I would be very surprised if she got over 24 months in prison.

MARTHA STEWART, YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS. PREPARE YOUR PERSONAL AFFAIRS TO BE SUSPENDED FOR 18 MONTHS.

 

[BDawg]

The CNN analyist is saying she'll get 10-24 months.

 

[conjur]

:beer::beer:

 

[ReiAyanami]

lol, ouch: martha stewart's company stock jumped 18% right before the verdict then dropped like a rock, its like the Imclone FDA thing in reverse

 

[Pliablemoose]

I wonder if she shorted her own stock

 

[sMiLeYz]

It's not all bad, she might even do a Martha style makeover of her prison cell as well as that of her cellmates.

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: sMiLeYz
It's not all bad, she might even do a Martha style makeover of her prison cell as well as that of her cellmates.

Its sad that a Woman leads the charge of sending all the Corp Bastages off to prison.

It epitomizes the fact that woman have "Really Come A Long Way Baby".

 

[bozack]

who cares

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: bozack
who cares

Are you next?

 

[cliftonite]

What are her chances on appealing?

 

[dmcowen674]

Originally posted by: cliftonite
What are her chances on appealing?

Zero

 

[chess9]

That woman is an awful human being, but for the amount of money involved it seemed like a lot of legal firepower going to waste. I'd rather seen a mobster or Enron exec get hanged than Stewart. But, it'll send a message to the wild eyed thieves who populate Wall Street and the corporate offices of America.

I doubt she'll get more than 18 months. It will change her life and her attitude that's for sure.

Her ex-husband must be chuckling big time.

-Robert

 

[shiner]

It's a good thing

 

[Cypherdude1]

Yes, about those prison cell makeovers: Her magazine is already creating ideas for her here, another magazine cover is here, another here for a windowless cell, a windowless cell with a beautiful table for tea, and finally a windowed cell with a beautiful gold accent.

Originally posted by: sMiLeYz
It's not all bad, she might even do a Martha style makeover of her prison cell as well as that of her cellmates.

 

[burnedout]

I wonder if suburban white women will riot?

 

[conjur]

http://www.robjohnson.cc/features/War&Politics/martha_stewart_cell.htm

 

[onelove]

those are funny pics

schadenfreuden

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: burnedout
I wonder if suburban white women will riot?

My sis in law has a "Free Martha" shirt & she's serious as hell about it

 

[imported_Papi]

haha joo going down suckka!!!

 

[SuperTool]

What a joke. There are crooks who cheated investors for billions who are free now, and the feds are going after Martha over 40K?
The prosecutors are publicity whores who want to look like they are doing something without actually doing anything.