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Martha goes to prison

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TheAudit

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So Martha has to report to prison this Friday to serve out her five month sentence for her felony conviction. Reportedly, she is in the Bahamas right now.


If you knew that you were going to jail at the end of the week, what would you do with your remaining free time?


I would try to eat all of my favorite meals while I could.
I would start to collect reading materials for my friends and family to drop off to me.
I would settle my bills, give my dog to my father to watch, and cancel my internet subscription to Your Neighbor is a Teenage Slut.
 
If it was just a 5 month stay, I wouldn't really care that much, I guess. I would take a quick trip to some place I love. I might go fishing & hiking in the Montana / Colorado Rockies. Eat as well as I could before I went in, and make sure that I was on great terms with my family, so I could depend on them when I got out.
 
Originally posted by: MogulMonster
If it was just a 5 month stay, I wouldn't really care that much, I guess. I would take a quick trip to some place I love. I might go fishing & hiking in the Montana / Colorado Rockies. Eat as well as I could before I went in, and make sure that I was on great terms with my family, so I could depend on them when I got out.
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I didn?t even think about that. Obviously, Martha is wealthy. She?ll be fine when she finally gets out. But for the rest of us, we would have to go out and find a new job. You are right. Definitely want to go to the big house on good terms with your friends and family, you are going to need them to be there for you when you get out.
 
If I was Marth Stewart going to the "prison" that hse has to report to, I wouldn't worry about it all that much. That place they're sending her is a prison in the loosest sense of the word.

Now, being a regular person, I'd probably get sent to frigging Joliet or Marion County or some equally hellish place, so I'd do everything I'd could before I went in. 'Course, being a regular Joe, I wouldn't have the option of living it up and turning myself in a couple weeks later. I'd get shipped off right from the courtroom.

LOL, my buddy use to say if he ever got in trouble and he knew that he would get to prison, he would spend as much time as he could before getting locked up slathering his buttcrack with oil, so it'd get all pimply and nasty and as unappealing as possible, even to a Bubba who's been without luvin for a while.
 
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Martha is a hard-ass. She's going to get in there and make someone her bitch the first day....I just know it.
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I don't think where she's going is the "Chained Heat" kind fo prison. More like the "See you at tea-time and let's watch the sunset on the veranda" kind of prison.
 
Originally posted by: mverdu
Originally posted by: Scarpozzi
Martha is a hard-ass. She's going to get in there and make someone her bitch the first day....I just know it.
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I don't think where she's going is the "Chained Heat" kind fo prison. More like the "See you at tea-time and let's watch the sunset on the veranda" kind of prison.
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Martha did get off lucky. But its still prison. I wouldn?t want to be in prison for five days, let alone five months. Have fun, Martha!
 
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