Mars collides with Earth.. What would you do?

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tec699

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Imagine if your observing Mars tonite and you notice something a little strange... Mars looks a bit bigger then it looked 2 hrs ago. The next thing you know, sirens are going off in your hometown, people are running scared, etc.. Then you finally realize that Mars is on trak to collide with Earth! :Q

What would you do? I'd run to the hills and wait it out!!! And I'd bring plenty of beer and chips.

What would you do?

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LordMorpheus

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ermmmmm . . . How about lay off the drugs until I sobered up . .. . .. It is a near immpossibility . . . and it wouldn't be "Hey, Mars is getting bigger . . oh no! run!"

It wouldn't even be visually noticable by humans . . .

But most importantly, the idea is so impossible that it isn't worth thinking abou.

If you had said 'the moon' instead, however . . .

I think . . . . I'd die. probably.
 
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Ameesh

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what are you fvkcin stupid? run to the hills? if mars really hit earth or even just grazed by us everybody on the earth would be 0wn3d, really badly. hmmm is this a poor joke or are you really that stupid?
 
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Electrode

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Buy a safe (or loot one I guess), stick all my hard drives in it as a bit of a time capsule, then await death.
 
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illusion88

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earth would cease to be populated by humans. I would probably do all sorts of illegal things I ahve always wanted to do but feared the consequences. Like kill someone, and destroy large ammounts of public property.
 
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jurzdevil

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i would find the exact spot where the two worlds would contact first and i would stand there with my arms straight over my head. i would go down as the only person who tried to save the world and be on two planets at the same time.
 
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Judgement

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Originally posted by: Ameesh
what are you fvkcin stupid? run to the hills? if mars really hit earth or even just grazed by us everybody on the earth would be 0wn3d, really badly. hmmm is this a poor joke or are you really that stupid?
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ouch
 
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nan0bug

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<impulse>I'd grab my Desert Eagle and shoot a few people that have pissed me off repeatedly over the past couple of years, since they're going to die anyway. Then I'd probbably get as many illicit substances and female companions as possible and have a massive drug binge orgy. </impulse>

Just kidding. I'd spend as much time as possible with my daughter and my family. :)

 
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BooGiMaN

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Originally posted by: illusion88
earth would cease to be populated by humans. I would probably do all sorts of illegal things I ahve always wanted to do but feared the consequences. Like kill someone, and destroy large ammounts of public property.
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so u have always wanted to kill someone...and just how often have u had these thoughts?
 
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illusion88

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Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
Originally posted by: illusion88
earth would cease to be populated by humans. I would probably do all sorts of illegal things I ahve always wanted to do but feared the consequences. Like kill someone, and destroy large ammounts of public property.
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so u have always wanted to kill someone...and just how often have u had these thoughts?
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constantly actually.
I walk down the street and think "If I shot that man with a .50 cal from this position, how would he die? Say it was a shot to the chest". Or "A shotgun from this range would tear that womens leg off, god danm I wish I could find out for sure."

you know... normal thoughts.
 
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