Marry Boff Kill

[Terzo]

I'm sure it's been done before but whatever.

Rules:
1. You must choose a famous person who is still alive (I'll let you decide what counts as famous)
2. You can choose to "do the deed" in any period of that person's life. So if you wanted to sex up Angelina Jolie when she was in her mid 20's that's fine. Or if you wanted to kill Kim Jong-il when he gained power that works too.
3. Have fun?

For me:
Boff-Jessica Alba, mainly because I've had crush on her since before I remember
Marry-Hmmm, probably Shakira. I don't know much about her private personality, but she seems to have her head on straight and is overall a decent person. She's pretty hot as well.
Kill-Steve Jobs. Just to see what would happen to Apple without him at the helm (again).

 

[BoomerD]

So many choices...so little time.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Boff? I wanna boff you in the throat for using that word.

 

[Wyndru]

Boff? I wanna boff you in the throat for using that word.

This, the game is called marry fuck kill, although that wouldn't work as a thread title

 

[lupi]

Boff? I wanna boff you in the throat for using that word.

for the lulz

 

[preslove]

You're doing it wrong. You ask the question AND give three possible answers.



Mary: your sister
Boff: your mom
Kill: you

 

[grohl]

Mary: your sister
Boff: your mom
Kill: you

lol

 

[olds]

 

[preslove]

Okay, don't see how this is on topic, but I fully endorse this post.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Marry: Paris Hilton, get all the money
Boff: one of Paris's BFFs and make her watch
Kill: Paris Hilton, so the world would be free of Paris Hilton