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Married couples have less sex than people who live together. Oh?

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<< What to do? One solution is to not get married. People who live together have more sex than married couples... >>



*shameless plug* i work for the company who designed the banner on top, in fact that's one of the 60 banners i created in the past 3 weeks. What do you think? 🙂
 
Well, of course. If you work at Baskin-Robbins, how many Blizzards will you still be craving after two months of eating the same thing?
 
Heh, the Mister doesn't have that problem, but then again, last night I pretended I was a RealDoll for him and he and I had such fun laughing about it I think we will have to do it again tonight...

Anyway, I think it has NOTHING to do with whether or not you are married and EVERYTHING to do with what kind of a relationship you have and how well you have learned to work things out.

If anything, I would say that because we are kind of stuck together, we both feel like we may as well make the most of it. Marriage is an all-you-can-eat smorgasboard and we are going to get more than our money's worth!

(edit: Nice banner BTW)
 


<< Heh, the Mister doesn't have that problem, but then again, last night I pretended I was a RealDoll for him and he and I had such fun laughing about it I think we will have to do it again tonight... >>


In other words, you layed their like dead weight while Mr. Isla moved you around into different positions that fit his fancy?:Q

Hmmm........strange, but if that's how you get your kicks who am I to judge 😀
 
😀

NFS4,

I can't go into the details but I have to say it was hilarious... Laughter is truly the best medicine (especially in the bedroom)!
 
Scientists have found a food that substantially decreases a persons sex drive.
It's called....

Wedding Cake.


Anyways I didn't know men ever stopped getting aroused. 😛
I hope I'll be 90 and still get aroused. 🙂
 
Well, DUH. is this the first time you have heard this? you try eating cap'n crunch every morning for a couple years, see how excited you get. Nice banner btw, looks damn good.
 


<< Great, now we're comparing people to ice cream. >>



<< How much lower can we go. >>

No, we're not. That is called a metaphor, and is not to be translated literally.

Met-a-phor: a figure of speech in which a term or phrase is applied to something which it is not literally applicable in order to suggest a resemblance.
 
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