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Margarine is crap...

notfred

Lifer
So I was making cookies, and noticed I was out of butter... "oh, I can substitue margarine"

Damn margarine is crap. Doesn't melt properly, tastes like carp, forces me to add extra flour to the cookies to try and get proper consistency... they come out like crap.

What the hell is the point of margarine? it sucks :|

I'm gonig to throw out my cookies and make a steak now.
 
margarine sucks. butter is soo much better for baking and tastes a lot better.

of course for pie crust nothing beats lard
 
Originally posted by: zsouthboy
Originally posted by: notfred
So I was making cookies, and noticed I was out of butter... "oh, I can substitue margarine"

Margarine is crap...

Actually it's vegetable oil.

😀
I think he already knew that.

Butter pwns j00!

...

Wait, notfred isn't nowhereman, is he? :Q
 
Originally posted by: notfred
So I was making cookies, and noticed I was out of butter... "oh, I can substitue margarine"

Damn margarine is crap. Doesn't melt properly, tastes like carp, forces me to add extra flour to the cookies to try and get proper consistency... they come out like crap.

What the hell is the point of margarine? it sucks :|

I'm gonig to throw out my cookies and make a steak now.


You just don't know how to bake. There's nothing wrong with margarine.

 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: notfred
So I was making cookies, and noticed I was out of butter... "oh, I can substitue margarine"

Damn margarine is crap. Doesn't melt properly, tastes like carp, forces me to add extra flour to the cookies to try and get proper consistency... they come out like crap.

What the hell is the point of margarine? it sucks :|

I'm gonig to throw out my cookies and make a steak now.


You just don't know how to bake. There's nothing wrong with margarine.

I know I can make the same cookies w/ butter and they come out tasting good.
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: notfred
So I was making cookies, and noticed I was out of butter... "oh, I can substitue margarine"

Damn margarine is crap. Doesn't melt properly, tastes like carp, forces me to add extra flour to the cookies to try and get proper consistency... they come out like crap.

What the hell is the point of margarine? it sucks :|

I'm gonig to throw out my cookies and make a steak now.


You just don't know how to bake. There's nothing wrong with margarine.
Sounds like it to me. We only use margarine and everything tastes normal...
 
Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Originally posted by: notfred
So I was making cookies, and noticed I was out of butter... "oh, I can substitue margarine"

Damn margarine is crap. Doesn't melt properly, tastes like carp, forces me to add extra flour to the cookies to try and get proper consistency... they come out like crap.

What the hell is the point of margarine? it sucks :|

I'm gonig to throw out my cookies and make a steak now.


You just don't know how to bake. There's nothing wrong with margarine.

now why the hell would two things that are not the same chemical make the same thing once the chemistry experiment is over?
 
You just don't know how to bake. There's nothing wrong with margarine.
No, butter is better.
1) That thing that connects the large and small intestines...yeah, that...I was born premature and it didn't develop fully. I have problems with over-processed foods.
2) My mom has been baking for 30+ years and makes some DAMN fine cookies...I have to convince her to use butter every time now. When she first made them with butter, they were...well, just better.

But isn't butter really unhealthy?
No, just contains a good bit of fat.
Yes, there is a difference.
 
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