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March of the Penguins

tk149

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Three out of four stars.

I learned a lot about Emperor Penguins. Who knew they were so mobile? And tough!

(hope the poll works)
 
I love seeing stuff on the tv for it. Everyone's like 'OMG PENGUINS ARE SO CUTE' and they are all little kids...Then i remember the scenes where they show dead penguins and such and wonder if the kids are scarred for life because of it.
 

It isn't the best, because the dipsh!t that started it didn't create it with a descriptive title.
 
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Sheepathon

You left out the first and the best one!!!!!! 😀

It isn't the best, because the dipsh!t that started it didn't create it with a descriptive title.

What a bagel. I expected someone who shares an April 24 birthday not to be such a Negative Nancy. Negative Nancies and Debbie Downers need to eat more ice cream. Ice cream is good for depressed souls, lonely single women, and Haagen-Dazs shareholders.

When the Emperor Penguins execute Operation Wild Mushroom Deep Dish, I will slip a note to my Antarctic generals to secure Arizona during the North American Occupation before the rest of the continental US. Just out of spite. Fear the Antarctic Manifest Destiny.

p.s. No strawberry sorbet for you.
 
Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Sheepathon

You left out the first and the best one!!!!!! 😀

It isn't the best, because the dipsh!t that started it didn't create it with a descriptive title.

What a bagel. I expected someone who shares an April 24 birthday not to be such a Negative Nancy. Negative Nancies and Debbie Downers need to eat more ice cream. Ice cream is good for depressed souls, lonely single women, and Haagen-Dazs shareholders.

When the Emperor Penguins execute Operation Wild Mushroom Deep Dish, I will slip a note to my Antarctic generals to secure Arizona during the North American Occupation before the rest of the continental US. Just out of spite. Fear the Antarctic Manifest Destiny.

p.s. No strawberry sorbet for you.

hahahahhahahaha.....oh man.
 
Originally posted by: Sheepathon
Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: Sheepathon

You left out the first and the best one!!!!!! 😀

It isn't the best, because the dipsh!t that started it didn't create it with a descriptive title.

What a bagel. I expected someone who shares an April 24 birthday not to be such a Negative Nancy. Negative Nancies and Debbie Downers need to eat more ice cream. Ice cream is good for depressed souls, lonely single women, and Haagen-Dazs shareholders.

When the Emperor Penguins execute Operation Wild Mushroom Deep Dish, I will slip a note to my Antarctic generals to secure Arizona during the North American Occupation before the rest of the continental US. Just out of spite. Fear the Antarctic Manifest Destiny.

p.s. No strawberry sorbet for you.

Seriously, are you a professional writer? Not many people on this board would be able to string together creative thoughts like that AND still be understood.

For everybody else: Yes, penguins die, but it's never too graphic. You'll see much more graphic stuff on the "Animal Planet" or "Discovery" Channels. There were LOTS of little kids in the movie theater, and NONE of them cried. Well, except for one little snot who kept screaming for "ICE CWEAM!"

While Sheepathon's Penguin thread is the most descriptive, MY thread is the only one with a poll! So NYAH NYAH, Repost Nazi's!

Results so far: Out of those who saw it, 9 out of 11 liked it enough to justify the ticket price.
 
Originally posted by: tk149

Seriously, are you a professional writer?

I'd rather call myself a professional neffatron, with a taste for dabbling in animal trivia, culinary delights, and sexual harassment pandas. But you seem like a sweet fellow, in a boysenberry danish kinda way, so you can call me Lord of the Antarctic High Seas. Pirates don't like to stray into my waters, because my Penguin demolition teams are on their asses in a flash and a half. They put the "Arrrrr" in pwnification.

p.s. pyonir is still a bagel.
 
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