manure

[alien42]

i spent 3 to 4 weeks every summer on my cousins farm until i was around 16. whenever we could get our hands on some fireworks we would head out to the fields looking for the herd of cattle. as soon as a fresh pattie was laid we would put a firecracker in, light it and then both run off in different directions. my cousin was a bit chubby and slow so he would as get hit in the back with the exploding manure. apparently he grew tired of this so after i lit one he grabbed me, so neither of us could run, and let go right before the firecracker went off. a hunk of cow $hit hit me in the face so i scooped up what was left of the pile and smashed it in his face like a cream pie. an all out manure fight for the ages ensued.

ahhhhh, childhood memories

 

[Ryan]

Originally posted by: alien42
such fun

no.

 

[FoBoT]

i lived on a farm when i was young
we used to stomp in cow pies just like stomping in mud puddles , generally bare footed, cleaning your feet is easier than cleaning shoes/boots

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: FoBoT
i lived on a farm when i was young
we used to stomp in cow pies just like stomping in mud puddles , generally bare footed, cleaning your feet is easier than cleaning shoes/boots

that brings back memories of wading through the almost dried up pond in cow manure, pi$$ and mud up to our thighs

 

[Juice Box]

thats pretty gross...you shoulda just decked fatty

 

[compnovice]

Was it tasty?

 

[Mrvile]

Did you die?

Darn.

 

[DnetMHZ]

You might be a redneck if...

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: DnetMHZ
You might be a redneck if...

Last year, you hid yer kids' Easter eggs under cow pies. ...

 

[BooGiMaN]

so ok let me get this straight some of you farm peeps like playing and smoothering yourself with cow sh1t?