Manure shoveling job or just another fraud spam.

[TommyVercetti]

I was reading this worthless spam newsgroup today called dfw.jobs (Dallas Jobs), and came across this gem

Attention ALL TECHIES & UNEMPLOYED! We are now hiring manure shovelers
in the Dallas/Ft.Worth area. You can shovel manure for local horse
stalls and make up to $40,000 per year (you get paid $5 per one ton of
manure). No experience is neccessary - we provide full training. To
apply, please send a resume email to jobsindallas2003@yahoo.com.

Thank you,
Jobs In Dallas 2003, Inc

A joke? Harvesting emails?

 

[KLin]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

I was reading this worthless spam newsgroup today called dfw.jobs (Dallas Jobs), and came across this gem

Attention ALL TECHIES & UNEMPLOYED! We are now hiring manure shovelers
in the Dallas/Ft.Worth area. You can shovel manure for local horse
stalls and make up to $40,000 per year (you get paid $5 per one ton of
manure). No experience is neccessary - we provide full training. To
apply, please send a resume email to jobsindallas2003@yahoo.com.

Thank you,
Jobs In Dallas 2003, Inc

A joke? Harvesting emails?

I've found my dream job!!!

 

[white]

so you'd have to shovel almost 31 tons a day to make 40k/year

 

[EvilYoda]

Not to mention the extensive training program... 😕 🙂

 

[ElFenix]

how far would you have to shovel this manure?

 

[Evadman]

BWHAHAHAHA!

 

[Rastus]

Go for it, you've shovelled enough around here to be well qualified for the position. 😉

 

[rgwalt]

Originally posted by: white
so you'd have to shovel almost 31 tons a day to make 40k/year

You would have to move over 2lbs of manure per second to make $40K a year. Thats a load of crap...

Ryan

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: white
so you'd have to shovel almost 31 tons a day to make 40k/year

no, 3.85 per day, 8 hrs/day, 5 days/week. still a lot of sh1t!!

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Rastus
Go for it, you've shovelled enough around here to be well qualified for the position. 😉

ROFL

 

[Evadman]

If I take the job and I use a bulldozer?

 

[Evadman]

LMFAO. That newsgroup is pretty funny.

HULK not happy with his MLM business
Hulk no make first million yet.
Hulk not even make enough for new pants!

Chill Hulk, check out my online business presentation at:
www.linkhere.com

If anyone else wants to see the message in tommy's post, the header is "Now hiring - $40,000 per year - no experience"

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Evadman
LMFAO. That newsgroup is pretty funny.

HULK not happy with his MLM business
Hulk no make first million yet.
Hulk not even make enough for new pants!

Chill Hulk, check out my online business presentation at:
www.linkhere.com

If anyone else wants to see the message in tommy's post, the header is "Now hiring - $40,000 per year - no experience"

That is pretty much all job newsgroups. Infact, that is most non-moderated newsgroups.

 

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti

Originally posted by: Evadman
LMFAO. That newsgroup is pretty funny.

HULK not happy with his MLM business
Hulk no make first million yet.
Hulk not even make enough for new pants!

Chill Hulk, check out my online business presentation at:
www.linkhere.com

If anyone else wants to see the message in tommy's post, the header is "Now hiring - $40,000 per year - no experience"

That is pretty much all job newsgroups. Infact, that is most non-moderated newsgroups.

nah, most of the non-moderated ones are full of porn. bad porn too. And by bad I mean crappy.

 

[djheater]

Actually I shoveled manure for a job a couple of summers.

It's really not all it's cracked up to be.

 

[GeekDrew]

Originally posted by: djheater
Actually I shoveled manure for a job a couple of summers. It's really not all it's cracked up to be.

My biological family owns several farms. One day I was at my uncle's farm... he was being a PITA and handed me a shovel, told me that I have to start at the bottom of the chain, and work my way up. He pointed to two of the barns, that were full of cattle manure that needed to be shoveled.

What he forgot to do, however, was take my keys from me. He forgot that I have a key to that nice skid-steer bobcat that we keep in the shed... I had both of the barns clean in no time. I wouldn't mind having that job, using a skid-steer. It's cakewalk.

 

[Azraele]

You would have to move over 2lbs of manure per second to make $40K a year. Thats a load of crap...

Pun intended? 😉

 

[OrganizedChaos]

Poopsmith

 

[Spooner]

Why would someone need a resume to apply for this job?

 

[Regs]

shite shovelers make more than teachers!