Man's prized possession stolen: His porn

[SKORPI0]

Link :biggrin: video.

Having your porn collection stolen? Oh yes, that gets you on the RidicuList.

Earlie Johnson lost his porn collection in a burglary, but he and his fiance, Angela Morton, are getting help in replacing the collection from various porn companies.
Earlie Johnson's Stolen Porn Collection Replenished By Porn Companies

In tragedy your true friends step forward.
As it turns out, Earlie Johnson has a lot of pals in the porn industry.
Last week, the 43-year-old welder in Muskegon, Mich., had his $7,500 porn collection stolen from his home, along with three TVs.
The loss of the porn collection was especially devastating. It contained 40 years worth of screen sex, focusing on African-American performers, including old school actresses like Vanessa Del Rio and Jeannie Pepper, as well as modern day performers like Cherokee and Pinky (his personal favorite).
"Porn saved my marriage," Johnson proclaimed to The Huffington Post. "It kept me from cheating on my wife. There are a lot of women here who want my [expletive], but I don't want to disrespect her. So I watch porn with her permission instead."
Angela Morton, who is actually Johnson's fiance, said she has no problem with her husband's horny hobby.

WTF? :awe:

 

[Krazy4Real]

LMAO!

 

[rh71]

lol @ his quote

 

[waggy]

poor shorty!

 

[Heller]

that collection aint worth 7500$ when working in my dads adult video store we would get comps for the price of $2 rent them for 99cents over and over then sell them for $10 after a year.

oh and to to all the assholes that came back returning there dvds with a sticky box, fuck you for not being a proper masturbator!

 

[Bateluer]

oh and to to all the assholes that came back returning there dvds with a sticky box, fuck you for not being a proper masturbator!

My first though on this. Who would dare touch another man's porn, when its stored on physical media?

 

[Soundmanred]

He showed where he stored it "all" on Jimmy Kimmel last week, which was in a dresser drawer.
Unless they were burned copies with paper sleeves, you could only fit about 20-30 DVDs in there.

 

[Heller]

My first though on this. Who would dare touch another man's porn, when its stored on physical media?

lets just say after doing inventory after the first few times, i started bringing in my own latex gloves, god i loved working at the store but im glad i dont anymore, but working for your dad does have it perks, could go out for a smoke break whenever, smoke a doobie in the back parking lot while making the other employes watch the counter, god the best thing was working there at 16 and pretending to be 18, god the trouble my dad could of got in. lets just say i saw my first glipse of porn when i entered the store at age of 6 with my friend at the time to "use the bathroom" really it was just an excuse for me and my buddy to see some tittys as my mom tried to cover my eyes with her hand as she walked me past the adult section, i grabbed her hand and ran off, seeing all those tittys on all those posters, i was in heaven.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Heard this on the radio last week. Kind of feel bad for the guy, you don't mess with a man's porn collection!

 

[Heller]

but you had to watch out, you could not smell like weed, as surprisingly 75% of clients were cops/judges. my dad personally new the lead guitarist father of the red hot chili peppers, i waived his $35 annual membership fee one year because he brought me in a picture of his sons band with a legitimate restaurant from all members froim the band.oh and when elliot goul(sp?) (the guy from the oceans 12-13 movies) came in one weekend while he was on vacation, i was like where do i know you from,he rented about 5 dvds, never returned them, we charged his ass full retaill after a month of late fees and frustration, he had some of priemer stuff out for a long time, we could of made a hell of a lot more money just being able to rent it out again instead.

 

[ImpulsE69]

that collection aint worth 7500$ when working in my dads adult video store we would get comps for the price of $2 rent them for 99cents over and over then sell them for $10 after a year.

oh and to to all the assholes that came back returning there dvds with a sticky box, fuck you for not being a proper masturbator!

Oh this is nothing. At my wifes store they've had people take masterbators out in the parking lot, use them, then try to return them. LMAO. ICK.

 

[mikeymikec]

My first though on this. Who would dare touch another man's porn, when its stored on physical media?

Isn't there an unwritten agreement between male friends that if one dies, it is the other's job to dispose of his porn collection quietly?

 

[T_Yamamoto]

Isn't there an unwritten agreement between male friends that if one dies, it is the other's job to dispose of his porn collection quietly?

Pretty much. But now everything is in the CLOUD

 

[SKORPI0]

Isn't there an unwritten agreement between male friends that if one dies, it is the other's job to dispose of his porn collection quietly?

My last will and testament...... to Richard Schwarzenpecker, my porn collection. :biggrin:

 

[Bateluer]

Isn't there an unwritten agreement between male friends that if one dies, it is the other's job to dispose of his porn collection quietly?

Meh, I live alone and I'm single. My porn collection is a folder with a shortcut on the desktop labeled 'Adult'.

 

[IndyColtsFan]

poor shorty!

LOL, I saw the thread title and thought "God I hope shorty is OK!"

 

[mikeymikec]

Meh, I live alone and I'm single. My porn collection is a folder with a shortcut on the desktop labeled 'Adult'.

That reminded me of something I read recently:

https://twitter.com/classam/status/301432482723688448

My porn folder, age 15: C:\windows\desktop\stuff\boring
Age 20: C:\program files\util\xp64\conf\0334[encrypted]
Age 25: C:\porn

I did something very close to the second one at about that age, and it got nuked by a buggy uninstall program that tried to kill the entire Program Files folder structure

 

[Bateluer]

That reminded me of something I read recently:

https://twitter.com/classam/status/301432482723688448
I did something very close to the second one at about that age, and it got nuked by a buggy uninstall program that tried to kill the entire Program Files folder structure

That about sums it up.

 

[Soundmanred]

he brought me in a picture of his sons band with a legitimate restaurant from all members froim the band

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Gotta love Truecrypt.

 

[Zeze]

I never understood people actually 'collecting porn'.

Everything is online. I rarely wack off to same crap twice. If something is good, I just bookmark it.

No need to store stuff.

 

[tboo]

Vanessa Del Rio is African American?

 

[klinc]

That is just bloody inhumane. You can carry away my hole home fair enough but stealing another mans porn you should be shot

 

[BladeVenom]

He showed where he stored it "all" on Jimmy Kimmel last week, which was in a dresser drawer.
Unless they were burned copies with paper sleeves, you could only fit about 20-30 DVDs in there.

Take them out of their case and put them in a DVD book. Some of those hold 300+ DVDs. And at about $25 retail per DVD, a book of 300 would be $7,500 worth.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Give a man $7500 and he gets a $7500 porn collection. Teach a man to download porn for free like any intelligent human and he has a million dollar porn collection for life.