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Mans Head in Elephants ***

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ShawnReeves

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This morning my Boss was telling me last night he watched a "Funny Home Video Show" and there was a clip of a young guy that was working behind an elephant and when he stood up the elephant dropped down at the same time and the mans head went into the elephants @ss! Maybe someone can find a Link or Post it so we can watch it. He said it was so funny with the guy squirming around and yelling until his head popped out! LOL

Thanks!
 
yes.... definitely something i'd like to see before i die...

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Originally posted by: conjur
It's old...just search google.
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Google is the First Place I looked. Sadly they were all Linked to Adult Sites that I dont wanna visit since im at work and would like to keep my Job. 😉
 
Originally posted by: ElFenix
i didn't know bestiality was allowed to be posted here
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This is far from bestiality. From what I heard the guy did NOT enjoy it. He was spitting and screaming ewwww or something like that. Also if its Safe for FOX TV then im sure its ok here. If not then the Mods are welcome to Lock/Delete it.

 
I heard an story once about a vetrenarian who was trying to help a constipated elephant by giving it an enema... and when he stuck his hand up there the elephant let go, and the shyt knocked him back and he hit his head and was knocked unconcious, and because he was under a pile of elephant shyt he suffocated and died. I have no idea if it's true or not, but what a way to go huh?
 
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I heard an story once about a vetrenarian who was trying to help a constipated elephant by giving it an enema... and when he stuck his hand up there the elephant let go, and the shyt knocked him back and he hit his head and was knocked unconcious, and because he was under a pile of elephant shyt he suffocated and died. I have no idea if it's true or not, but what a way to go huh?
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LOL...

Stranger things have happened.

 
Originally posted by: Jeff7181
I heard an story once about a vetrenarian who was trying to help a constipated elephant by giving it an enema... and when he stuck his hand up there the elephant let go, and the shyt knocked him back and he hit his head and was knocked unconcious, and because he was under a pile of elephant shyt he suffocated and died. I have no idea if it's true or not, but what a way to go huh?
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darwin award i believe

MIKE
 
Also reminds me of a joke...

Three guys go deer hunting. It's cold outside, snowing, windy. They've given up for the day since they haven't seen any good deer, so they're sitting around a fire trying to stay warm. One guy says to the others, "Boy are my lips chapped from this wind and cold." One of the others tells him he'll see if he has any chapstick in his backpack. The third guy says, "you don't need chapstick, here, use an old hunter's remedy." And he gets up, looks around on the ground for a few minutes, then picks something up and brings it over and says, "here, rub this on your lips." The guy takes it and looks at it and asks, "what is it?" The third guy tells him, "It's deer shyt, just rub it on your lips." The second guys asks, "wow, and that really helps cure chapped lips?" The third guy says "I dunno about that, but it sure keeps you from licking your lips." 😀
 
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