Management Decision! (Not really a Stolen Brutuskend JOKE...But...Well, you'll see)

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A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River. Both the teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance before the race. On the big day the Japanese won by a mile.

Afterward, the American team became very discouraged and morally depressed. The American management decided the reason for the crushing defeat had to be found. A "Management Team" made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 8 persons steering and one person rowing. So American management hired a consulting company and paid them an incredible amount of money. They advised that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

To prevent losing to the Japanese again next year, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors,
3 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering manager. They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 1 person rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder. It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program," with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rower.

"We must give the rower the empowerment and enrichments through this quality program.".

The next year the Japanese won by two miles. Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance, halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment. Then they distributed the money saved as bonuses to the senior executives.

Thank goodness this is just a story and this sort of thing doesn't happen in real life, eh?
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Zenmervolt

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What's really sad about this is that it was Americans who taught the Japanese how to be successful in the buiness world. Americans showed them everything after WWII, and then the Americans promptly came home and forgot everything they had taught the Japanese.:confused:

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Well along with that goes the fact that their industry was wiped out and ours was untouched by the war.
We rebuilt their factories with all the latest technology while ours kept on chugging along with the same old machines we had before the war.
 

Zenmervolt

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It's not so much the technology since we've achieved parity there again. We went over and taught them all sorts of management techniques that we didn't pay any attention to ourselves. America has been on one weird management bender for the last few decades where we're just not being practical.

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Dhawk

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Ok...I know it's a joke, but it actually sounds somewhat like the company I work for :confused: Lots of restructuring of management with different titles and responsibillites to streamline efficiencies. Empowering base level technicians with productivity incentives, but crippling their ability to achieve them.



 

tk149

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Yikes! And I thought the reason I lost my job was 'cuz I suck at rowing!