Man with no life or sex...beats WoW

Wheezer

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http://www.destructoid.com/man-beats-world-of-warcraft-156593.phtml

A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully "complete" World of Warcraft, collecting the game's staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO. This is literally the most amazing news of the day.

'Little Gray" beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period.

Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.

He's a WoW player. He will probably achieve nothing else in life. Let the man have this.


son of a bitch is gonna go through some serious withdraw.
 

Modular

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He will just start another character and play it all the way through again.
 

GoPackGo

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Must sort of be like where the sidewalk ends or reaching the end of the Internet.

Wonder if there was any Winners Video or something like that.
 

Ausm

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Cataclysm doesn't come out until 11/2010 that dude is going to jonesing HARD.
 

effowe

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Thought this was an Onion article by the title. Love the picture in the article too..

156593-wow.jpg
 

syrillus

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I wonder if this guy feels accomplished, or now that it's over (until the next content patch as early as next Tues.), he wonders how he could've possibly wasted so much time, and how little he has to show for it.
 

SlitheryDee

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Getting bored with something after doing it repeatedly is the natural response of a healthy human mind. ---> A certain percentage of the population lacks this response. ---> WoW finds these people and ensures that they do not reproduce. ---> WoW is a boon to all humanity.