Man wants to marry his porn filled Apple Computer

[TheVrolok]

Pretty simple. Guy is a just a troll, trolling for publicity. Same guy who sued Apple for not preventing porn from streaming into his computer and then A&E and Obama for suspending that Duck Dynasty guy. He's a moran.

 

[Victorian Gray]

http://blogs.browardpalmbeach.com/pulp/2014/05/florida_man_wants_to_marry_my.php

Ironically 40 years ago commonsense was sited by the courts as reason for restricting marriage to between man and woman:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baker_v._Nelson

http://fox13now.com/2014/05/02/man-who-tried-to-marry-machine-wants-in-the-amendment-3-appeal/

Hopefully brave men like Chris Sevier do not have to wait 40 years for the courts to finish overturning commonsense and expand equal marriage rights to all sexual minorities :thumbsup:

So, there is hope for you and your toaster yet!

 

[Victorian Gray]

 

[nehalem256]

And it never complains when you ask it to make you a sandwich either ()

 

[AdamantC]

Oh look nehalem, there's hope for you and your toaster yet.

So this was nehalem? :awe:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/penis-stuck-in-toaster-firefighters_n_4064927.html

 

[Victorian Gray]

So this was nehalem? :awe:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/08/penis-stuck-in-toaster-firefighters_n_4064927.html

He's a bit embarrassed by that incident and doesn't like to talk about it.

 

[Thebobo]

OP posting a link about himself. So, sad.

lol

 

[MongGrel]

A long as the Apple is at least 18 years old (or 13, whatever the age of consent is in Florida) more power to him. I assume the bride will be dressed in white?

Anything for attention and a lack of imagination in the press these days I guess.

 

[Vaux]

A guy wants to marry his computer? Wow, what an idiot. That's almost as bad as like, two guys wanting to get married or something. But at least the guy marrying his computer wouldn't be spreading any diseases.

Although, he may get a virus.

 

[nehalem256]

A guy wants to marry his computer? Wow, what an idiot. That's almost as bad as like, two guys wanting to get married or something. But at least the guy marrying his computer wouldn't be spreading any diseases.

Although, he may get a virus.

Luckily its a Mac so he is unlikely to get the blue screen of death

 

[IronWing]

True love waits.

The judge closed the lid on Mr. Sevier's request.

 

[fskimospy]

What's awesome is that the guy filing this lawsuit had his law license in Tennessee suspended due to "mental infirmity or illness". He's also apparently a stalker.

Is anyone even slightly surprised that he and nehalem would have so much in common?

 

[her209]

I think this is a valid case. Apple rapes you every chance it gets.

 

[feralkid]

 

[shortylickens]

The computer is not recognized as a legal person. Gays are recognized as legal citizens or residents and have constitutional protection, (except in Texas I think, where they have a hunting season for them).


Of course, corporations ARE people, so maybe there will be corporate marriages.

 

[nehalem256]

Of course, corporations ARE people, so maybe there will be corporate marriages.

If you accept the logic for same-sex marriage there can be no legal argument made against a person marrying a corporation.

 

[IronWing]

If you accept the logic for same-sex marriage there can be no legal argument made against a person marrying a corporation.

People certainly would start reading those end user license agreements. :biggrin:

 

[WHAMPOM]

If you accept the logic for same-sex marriage there can be no legal argument made against a person marrying a corporation.

Don't you mean the Supreme Court decision that Corporations are people?

 

[Exophase]

Next thing he'll be suing Apple for not giving his laptop a serial number with 9 digits so he can use it as the SSN when filing his joint taxes.

 

[her209]

If you accept the logic for same-sex marriage there can be no legal argument made against a person marrying a corporation.

And if the argument is accepted, then corporations cannot be owned because it would violate the 13th Amendment.

 

[fskimospy]

And if the argument is accepted, then corporations cannot be owned because it would violate the 13th Amendment.

Lol. Owned again. (Har)

 

[MongGrel]

I think this is a valid case. Apple rapes you every chance it gets.

*Rimshot*

 

[nehalem256]

And if the argument is accepted, then corporations cannot be owned because it would violate the 13th Amendment.

So you mean taking convenient legal fictions too literally leads to retardism? You don't say.

Of course since the argument for same-sex marriage is based on using the convenient legal fiction of treating marriage as contract...

I guess what you are saying is that if you support same-sex marriage you have to support corporate emancipation.

Equality for all!

 

[fskimospy]

So you mean taking convenient legal fictions too literally leads to retardism? You don't say.

Of course since the argument for same-sex marriage is based on using the convenient legal fiction of treating marriage as contract...

I guess what you are saying is that if you support same-sex marriage you have to support corporate emancipation.

Equality for all!

Actually, what it shows is that you don't know what corporate personhood is.

Dumbass.

Like I said, not surprising that you are using the same arguments that got a guy banned from practicing law in tennessee.

 

[nehalem256]

Actually, what it shows is that you don't know what corporate personhood is.

Dumbass.

Like I said, not surprising that you are using the same arguments that got a guy banned from practicing law in tennessee.

A corporation is legally a person and capable of entering into contracts.

If marriage is "just a contract" on what legal grounds to you keep a person from marrying a corporation? :hmm: