Man this ****** hurts

minendo

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Got mixed up in a bar fight on my way home tonight and am in pain. Was on my way out the front door when someone grabbed me and I suddenly felt a sharp pain in my side. Now I am showing a puncture wound and bleeding. Sure hope my insurance covers this visit. :(

Luckily, the woman made it to the car all right.


Disclaimer: This post based off of claims made by drunken red neck who decided to share his life story with me as I exited the bar tonight.
 

Sphexi

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I'd say we need pics, but driving to the hospital would seem to be more important.
 

Sheepathon

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Did you at least kick him in the kneecap, making it buckle and disorienting him and putting him on one knee, off balance, and follow it up with a swift knee to the face and a quick thrust to the throat to keep him there for at least a few minutes?
 

Fullmetal Chocobo

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All hail the hardcore. Those who think about posting and pics, before anything else.
 

Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Sphexi
I'd say we need pics, but driving to the hospital would seem to be more important.

hey now..don't give him any ideas...he knows the rules.


First post pics, then resize them to non-insensitive-prick-size and then you may go to the hospital:)
 

Sphexi

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****NEWSFLASH****

A man was found, dead and covered in blood, slumped over his computer keyboard. He was apparantly trying to upload gruesome pictures of his injury to an Internet forum, one Anandtech Off-Topic. Unfortunately for this stabbing victim, the pictures were so high-resolution and so large in size that they took forever to upload, and he simply didn't last long enough to finish his post.


In possibly related news, fans of the Darwin Awards across the world rejoiced.
 
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SlitheryDee

Ouch...well obviously you're able to type so tell us.

What were the circumstances surrounding the incident?

How extensive is the wound?

Did you fight back? If so did you give as well as you got?

Most importantly, do you have any digitized pics of the woman of whom you made mention? :evil:
 

MrDudeMan

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Originally posted by: SlitheryDee
Ouch...well obviously you're able to type so tell us.

What were the circumstances surrounding the incident?

How extensive is the wound?

Did you fight back? If so did you give as well as you got?

Most importantly, do you have any digitized pics of the woman of whom you made mention? :evil:

this post made me lol
 

ScottFern

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Sounds like you aren't connecting the dots on this story. More info would be nice once your not bleeding anymore.