Man takes girlfriend's cellphone and SHOVES IT DOWN HER THROAT

Accipiter22

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http://www.cnn.com/2007/LAW/02/03/cellphone.assault.ap/index.html

"INDEPENDENCE, Missouri (AP) -- A jury convicted a man of second-degree domestic assault Saturday for shoving a cell phone down his girlfriend's throat.

Prosecutors said Marlon Brando Gill, 25, of Kansas City, forced the cell phone into Melinda Abell's mouth during a quarrel in December 2005.

Gill denied the charge, claiming that Abel had tried to swallow the phone to prevent him from finding out whom she had been calling.

Abell, 25, of Blue Springs was rushed to a hospital, where doctors removed the phone. Doctors said she nearly choked to death.

"I think he thought I'd been talking to other guys," Abell wrote in a statement to police after the incident. "If I didn't want him to see my phone, I would have just thrown it out the window and busted it."

It was Gill's second trial since his arrest more than a year ago. Jurors in July were unable to reach a verdict on a first-degree domestic assault charge, which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison.

Jurors could not agree on a sentence for Gill, which means that decision will be left up to a judge. The assault charge carries a sentence of up to seven years in prison."





there HAS to be a joke in there somewhere
 

Gunslinger08

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Marlon Brando?

I'd like to know more details of this case. For some reason I doubt that he really tried to shove it down her throat.
 

lobbyone

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When he says "i'll shove this down your throat" he really freaking means it...oh snap!
 

meltdown75

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those cell companies really make you eat those additional charges

must have been one of those "chocolate" phones
 

2Xtreme21

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He was probably sick of the girl on the phone 24/7. Reminds me of the time I was sitting next to this high school couple in a restaurant and from the moment they sat down to the moment we left (they were almost done) the girl was on the phone. If I was the dude on that date, I'da left the girl there-- maybe the person she was talking to the whole time would come down and pick her up / pay the bill.
 

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First degree domestic assault has a maximum penalty of life in prison in Missouri? WTF?
 

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Originally posted by: joshsquall
Marlon Brando?

I'd like to know more details of this case. For some reason I doubt that he really tried to shove it down her throat.

His excuse is that she tried to swallow it so he couldn't see who she was calling. His words, not mine. Unless she is mentally retarded, I'm inclined not to believe him.
 

Kur

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this happened almost a year ago, the daily show made fun of her thinking she was just stupid and did it her self.
 

Shawn

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Originally posted by: Accipiter22
there HAS to be a joke in there somewhere

yeah, so umm... how did a large cell phone fit down this girls throat?