Man sticks his schlong through a fence, dog bites it

[Ime]

:Q That's gonna leave a mark!

Darwin Award Nominee?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

😀
If only the dog had bitten just a bit harder it would have been a winner

 

[Acanthus]

what kind of idiot....

 

[Viper GTS]

I think we need to create a new category - Removal from the gene pool without death.

It would cover all forms of unintentional self sterilization.

😀

Viper GTS

 

[ElFenix]

is that bestiality?

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
is that bestiality?

Nah, the dog raped him.

Viper GTS

 

[BigSmooth]

I guess you could call that a "gory hole".

<rimshot>

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

Snausages!

 

[vi edit]

Man, somebody had an extra bowl of dumbass for breakfast that morning.

 

[TJN23]

the story said he had LOTS of :beer::beer::beer::beer::beer::beer:

 

[TheNinja]

one time i stuck my schlong through a hole in the girls' shower room and some stupid old lady grabbed it and pulled really hard....oh wait maybe that wasn't me.

 

[TJN23]

Originally posted by: vi_edit
Man, somebody had an extra bowl of dumbass for breakfast that morning.

HAHAAHA ROFL!

 

[GasX]

He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

lol...

 

[DnetMHZ]

Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

 

[UglyCasanova]

He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

Wtf is that?

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: Mwilding

He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

lol...

"insulting the moral feelings of citizens"

WTF??   What, are we Quakers and Puritans now or something???

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

Oh man!! LMAO! 😀

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: Mwilding

He will be charged with "insulting the moral feelings of citizens" and "violation of public order."

lol...

"insulting the moral feelings of citizens"

WTF??   What, are we Quakers and Puritans now or something???

No, but maybe those wacky Zabregians are...

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I think we need to create a new category - Removal from the gene pool without death.

It would cover all forms of unintentional self sterilization.

😀

Viper GTS

Actually, that does qualify for a Darwin Award. Not going to read the article at work, but if the guy did render himself unable to reproduce and has no kids, he's a WinnAr!

- M4H

 

[Ime]

Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Dogs don't know it's not bacon!

AH-HAHAHA!

Classic!

 

[Murpheeee]

it's just a flesh wound!

 

[Nitemare]

A weiner schnitzel?

 

[ThaGrandCow]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I think we need to create a new category - Removal from the gene pool without death.

It would cover all forms of unintentional self sterilization.

😀

Viper GTS

Isn't that what a Darwin award runner up is?

 

[Murpheeee]

how do you explain that one to your wife next morning - teeth marks on your weiner 😀

Well honey, I was walking home from the bar, and there was this big dog.........

 

[LordRaiden]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS
I think we need to create a new category - Removal from the gene pool without death.

It would cover all forms of unintentional self sterilization.

😀

Viper GTS

Actually, according to the rules of the darwin awards, you don't have to die in order to win. Just be unable to pro-create anymore. Most succeed at this by killing themselves, others by sterilizing or neutering themselves through creative means.