Man steals boy's socks

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Man Allegedly Steals Boy's Socks, Runs Off
Suspect Jailed In Columbus

A man accused of attempting to steal socks from an 11-year-old boy appeared in court Tuesday morning, Columbus TV station WCMH reported.

Maurice Teague (pictured, left) was arraigned in a Franklin County court on kidnapping and robbery charges.

Police said Teague attempted to kidnap the boy from the Kroger at 1630 Morse Rd.

The boy told police he was returning home from a store when Teague approached him and asked if he could buy his socks for $5. When the boy said no, Teague offered $10.

When the boy declined again, Teague allegedly picked him up and ran to the rear of the store, where he pulled off the boy's shoes and socks and fled with the socks.

Investigators said the boy threw a stick at Teague to escape.

Teague admitted to police he has more than 500 pairs of boys socks at his home.

The judge ordered Teague to stay away from all juveniles and has scheduled a preliminary hearing next week.

Bond was set at $75,000.
 

Fingolfin269

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Why do I find that story hilarious?

I mean, it's sad, but God I can't help but find it funny.
 

skace

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rofl, he should have taken the 10 dollar offer! could have bought a bunch of new pairs...
 

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Originally posted by: skace
rofl, he should have taken the 10 dollar offer! could have bought a bunch of new pairs...

You know, I was thinking this too. But maybe if the kid started to take his shoes off, he could probably very easily kidnap the kid. But if all he was after was the socks, man give him the socks and make some moolah!