Man sentenced to jail time for pooping pants

[blankslate]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/27/ronald-strong-poops-pants_n_3663588.html?ir=Weird+News

Everybody poops.
But not everybody does it in their pants, inside a federal courthouse and then gets jail time for it.


That was the case for 50-year-old Ronald Strong who, according to a recent Salon article accidentally defecated in his pants, went to clean it up and left such a terrible mess in the bathroom that the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals gave the Maine man a week in jail.

holy crap...


this guy probably had the godawfully sh*@@y day.


The article also mentions a 57 page graphic document explaining the sentence...
D:

 

[BlitzPuppet]

"Going to charge me $115 in court fees for a speeding ticket? I'll make you work for it! **frrrpppppttttttt**"

 

[Jimzz]

No it was not for pooping his pants, its what he did with said poop after.

"went to clean it up and left such a terrible mess in the bathroom that the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals gave the Maine man a week in jail. "

I'm glad he got jail time. I've been in bathrooms and can't even think how or why someone would do what they did. I quit a job once after the 2nd time having to clean poop up.

 

[disappoint]

Once upon a time a man put some peanut butter down his pants prior to his court appearance. When he went before the judge he reached into his pants, pulled out the peanut butter and began eating it all the while acting like a madman. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. That would be a true story, if our legal system was stupid enough to believe insane people are not guilty. But that only happens in fairy tales now.

 

[BudAshes]

A lady did this when I was a teenager working at a small movie theater. There were literally shit handprints on the walls and poop everywhere. She should have gotten jail time She walked right past all the employees when she left and didn't say a word too. We didn't notice until the entire theater started to stink like poop.

 

[Juddog]

Once upon a time a man put some peanut butter down his pants prior to his court appearance. When he went before the judge he reached into his pants, pulled out the peanut butter and began eating it all the while acting like a madman. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity. That would be a true story, if our legal system was stupid enough to believe insane people are not guilty. But that only happens in fairy tales now.

Training Day - good movie.

 

[SaurusX]

A lady did this when I was a teenager working at a small movie theater. There were literally shit handprints on the walls and poop everywhere. She should have gotten jail time She walked right past all the employees when she left and didn't say a word too. We didn't notice until the entire theater started to stink like poop.

Why do people do this? I worked at an art gallery / frame shop for a while and there was one semi-regular customer who came in and was doing some custom framing. He takes a break and goes to the bathroom and comes back, finishes up and leaves. The other girl who worked there went to the bathroom a few minutes later and let out this horrible scream. There was $h!t everywhere! This guy had spread it all over the toilet and floor. Truly horrific.

 

[NetWareHead]

Inaccurate thread title - man got jail time for horribly defecating all over a bathroom stall in a courthouse. Wtf is wrong with people?

 

[disappoint]

Training Day - good movie.

You're right. I saw it so long ago I couldn't remember where it was from nor exactly how the story was told.

Here it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJqSJ2jXEU0

 

[Midwayman]

Inaccurate thread title - man got jail time for horribly defecating all over a bathroom stall in a courthouse. Wtf is wrong with people?

People are fricken animals when it comes to public bathrooms. I haven't run across quite as horrific scenes as this, but still you have to wonder even in normal use who are all the people who manage to poo and pee over everything but the toilet. How do they manage at home? Do they just go out in the yard like a dog or something?

 

[BudAshes]

Why do people do this? I worked at an art gallery / frame shop for a while and there was one semi-regular customer who came in and was doing some custom framing. He takes a break and goes to the bathroom and comes back, finishes up and leaves. The other girl who worked there went to the bathroom a few minutes later and let out this horrible scream. There was $h!t everywhere! This guy had spread it all over the toilet and floor. Truly horrific.

I'm wondering if they maybe have a colostomy bag and something goes wrong trying to empty it. I specifically remember the woman walking past us with paper towels in her hand and asking my co-workers what they thought she could have been carrying. Prophetically the 15 year old girl I was working with guessed it was her own poo and then laughed. Probably wasn't as funny when she was later cleaning it off the walls.

 

[Schfifty Five]

Misleading thread title.

 

[Narse]

I will never understand people like this. A kid in my kindergarten class did this years ago weekly.

 

[Vdubchaos]

No it was not for pooping his pants, its what he did with said poop after.

"went to clean it up and left such a terrible mess in the bathroom that the 1st U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals gave the Maine man a week in jail. "

I'm glad he got jail time. I've been in bathrooms and can't even think how or why someone would do what they did. I quit a job once after the 2nd time having to clean poop up.

You clearly have no idea what Crohns disease is or Ulcerative Colitis. It's NOT fun disease......

Wouldn't surprise me if this guy had one of those....and no bathroom has the means to clean the mess up either (especially with handblowers now days).

Good luck cleaning shit up with Toilet paper too

What can one do?

I know it's funny on the surface and all but I have a feeling there is a good reason why this happened......and you guys have no idea how humiliating these diseases can be.

 

[darkxshade]

I wonder if he can get his jailtime reduced to an insanity plea if he ate some in front of the judge.

 

[mmntech]

Reminds me of the George Brett's pooping his pants story. Apparently he's good for it at least twice a year.
http://youtu.be/pU9xz2FpQc0

 

[Howard]

You clearly have no idea what Crohns disease is or Ulcerative Colitis. It's NOT fun disease......

Wouldn't surprise me if this guy had one of those....and no bathroom has the means to clean the mess up either (especially with handblowers now days).

Good luck cleaning shit up with Toilet paper too

What can one do?

I know it's funny on the surface and all but I have a feeling there is a good reason why this happened......and you guys have no idea how humiliating these diseases can be.

I guess with those diseases you can't help but shit all over the walls (with handprints, no less).

 

[Vdubchaos]

I guess with those diseases you can't help but shit all over the walls (with handprints, no less).

Imagine you have 5 seconds from the time you feel shit coming.....to the time when it comes out. Can't hold it and many don't even have 5 seconds.....

You are correct, many CAN'T!

 

[bunnyfubbles]

http://youtu.be/8geLnpGmQAQ

 

[darkswordsman17]

http://youtu.be/8geLnpGmQAQ

Linking to a clip from that movie is worse than shitting and smearing it all over.

 

[darkswordsman17]

They need to make an explosive diarrhea stall, where its like a big funnel and everything is coated with that stuff that doesn't let things stick to it.

 

[Jimzz]

Imagine you have 5 seconds from the time you feel shit coming.....to the time when it comes out. Can't hold it and many don't even have 5 seconds.....

You are correct, many CAN'T!

"seventy-five percent of the floor was covered with feces"

and

"he did and doubting that the poop could have spread two feet up the wall by accident"

That was not an accident. He could have also asked for help, you know be a decent person. No he walked out like it did not happen.

 

[Vdubchaos]

"seventy-five percent of the floor was covered with feces"

and

"he did and doubting that the poop could have spread two feet up the wall by accident"

You better believe it!!!

And if 75% of the floor was covered in shit....there is no way in HELL he could clean it up.

That was not an accident. He could have also asked for help, you know be a decent person. No he walked out like it did not happen.

For further embarrassment after crowd just seen you shit all over yourself.

You have no idea how humiliating these disease can be.....neither are you even able to remotely understand.

 

[Jimzz]

You better believe it!!!

And if 75% of the floor was covered in shit....there is no way in HELL he could clean it up.



For further embarrassment after crowd just seen you shit all over yourself.

You have no idea how humiliating these disease can be.....neither are you even able to remotely understand.

So the "disease" causes the floor to be 75% covered by shit and also cause it to go several feet up the wall as well? Yea it was the "disease" that caused it.

 

[Vdubchaos]

So the "disease" causes the floor to be 75% covered by shit and also cause it to go several feet up the wall as well? Yea it was the "disease" that caused it.

Not saying it was, but if he does have this disease all of the above is VERY possible and reality for many that are unfortunate to have to deal with it.

When you have urgency and have seconds to get to the bathroom....and do your best to hold it.....yes it will go everywhere (especially if you don't get a chance to sit in time or already have it all over you).

I realize it's hard to relate when you haven't dealt with/or heard of this disease.

It's horrible

Think twice before you laugh