Man saws off own head with Moralpanic's typical workshop band saw.

[iwearnosox]

I'll have mine with pickles, please.

 

[rudeguy]

maybe he was making head cheese?

 

[wfbberzerker]

this thread just begs for jokes in poor taste.


not the way to get ahead in life, is it?

 

[iwearnosox]

Nothing to lose your head over?

 

[Looney]

He didn't use a deli slicer, he used a meat saw. BIG difference.

 

[iwearnosox]

That's what I said, meat slicer.

 

[tweakmm]

He's never going to be the head of a major corporation.

Sorry about that one... I'll be heading out now

 

[huey1124]

he didn't have a good head on his shoulders

 

[Kenazo]

BRUTAL! Someone near wear i grew up tried to burn himself to death by pouring gas on himself and lighting it, his wife put him out, and then he finally succeded by sawing himself in half w/ a chain saw. Aparently he rigged it up somehow to come down on his head. I have no clue how you can do somehting like that to yourself... Pulling a trigger is spontaneous, so i can see, but something that takes such careful and deliberate (and painful) planning, i dunno.

 

[yobarman]

stop! STOP!

 

[Looney]

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
That's what I said, meat slicer.

No you didn't, you just corrected it now.

 

[huey1124]

i guess he didn't want to tackle his problems head on.

 

[stormbv]

Eww

 

[iwearnosox]

No problem is worth going to pieces over?

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
That's what I said, meat slicer.

No you didn't, you just corrected it now.

he wears no sox, just ignore him.

 

[Brutuskend]

If I click in that, will it take me to "The National Inquirer" page?

 

[tweakmm]

It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong

 

[FrustratedUser]

:Q

He went ahead with it.

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Moralpanic

Originally posted by: iwearnosox
That's what I said, meat slicer.

No you didn't, you just corrected it now.

Its a joke. laff!

 

[huey1124]

he's never going to be head over heels in love

 

[human2k]

Interesting.

 

[Brutuskend]

I remember when I was younger (many years ago) about a man in Japan cutting off his own head with a sword!

Now THAT takes skill!

 

[huey1124]

his girlfriend will never be able to give him head

 

[fatbaby]

Originally posted by: huey1124
his girlfriend will never be able to give him head

If she's a necrophyliac, she still can. Dorkbutt.

 

[huey1124]

Originally posted by: fatbaby

Originally posted by: huey1124
his girlfriend will never be able to give him head

If she's a necrophyliac, she still can. Dorkbutt.

i've been called some names before, but never dorkbutt. *writes it down*