man reports mistress as burglar when real girlfriend shows up

[brainhulk]

http://news.yahoo.com/man-reports-date-burglar-girlfriend-shows-012133235.html

Police say a man's girlfriend unexpectedly came home just before another woman was due to visit, so he called police to report his new acquaintance as a burglar.
The Gazette reports (http://bit.ly/vfcH8c ) that 24-year-old Kevin Gaylor was cited with a misdemeanor of false reporting to authorities.
Police say Gaylor had invited a woman he met online to come to his home after 3 a.m. Wednesday so they could get better acquainted, but his girlfriend came home first.
Police say that when the other woman arrived, Gaylor called police and falsely reported an intrusion.

that's awesome

 

[Jeeebus]

I guess I'm getting old, but at or around 3am I'm definitely in sleep mode, not fuck my new internet girlfriend mode.

 

[SP33Demon]

The article link in the other news is more interesting.

http://news.yahoo.com/wife-sharing-haunts-indian-villages-girls-decline-083401584.html

 

[her209]

His last name is Gaylor.

 

[highland145]

I guess I'm getting old, but at or around 3am I'm definitely in sleep mode, not fuck my new internet girlfriend mode.

Yeah, me too.:'(

But the wife is going to N.Y. for 5 days. Wonder if there are any threads in OT that I can read for cheating advice.



kidding. They boy would tell.

 

[dougp]

Yeah, me too.:'(

But the wife is going to N.Y. for 5 days. Wonder if there are any threads in OT that I can read for cheating advice.



kidding. They boy would tell.

Just ask Alky ...

 

[highland145]

Just ask Alky ...

 

[Krazy4Real]

lol!

 

[KidNiki1]

kidding. They boy would tell.

bribe him with video games!!!

i mean....wait, did i say that outloud???:sneaky:


thanks for the OP, laughed so hard my head hurts

 

[brainhulk]

bribe him with video games!!!

i mean....wait, did i say that outloud???:sneaky:


thanks for the OP, laughed so hard my head hurts

what's that a picture of in your avatar?

 

[KidNiki1]

charlie brown in his failed attempt at a ghost costume.

 

[brainhulk]

charlie brown in his failed attempt at a ghost costume.

interadasting

 

[highland145]

charlie brown in his failed attempt at a ghost costume.

interadasting

Ghost dalmatian.

 

[rasczak]

Yeah, me too.:'(

But the wife is going to N.Y. for 5 days. Wonder if there are any threads in OT that I can read for cheating advice.



kidding. They boy would tell.

**wave finger in highlands face** you know better. Just cyber

 

[alkemyst]

Just ask Alky ...

except I am not cheating...also L&R isn't supposed to be shared outside L&R.

 

[rasczak]

except I am not cheating...also L&R isn't supposed to be shared outside L&R.

He wasn't quoting anything from L&R if I recall.

 

[highland145]

He wasn't quoting anything from L&R if I recall.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[SunnyD]

except I am not cheating...also L&R isn't supposed to be shared outside L&R.

Dude, you've posted said information in OT numerous times. Get over yourself.

 

[waggy]

except I am not cheating...also L&R isn't supposed to be shared outside L&R.

oh hmm. missed the thread where she cheated on you or you cheated on her. interesting.

 

[PingSpike]

Still not quite as fucked up as that woman that claimed she was being kidnapped by the guy she was cheating with, whom her husband then promptly shot.

 

[polarmystery]

If the situation was reversed...

 

[DayLaPaul]

Dude, you've posted said information in OT numerous times. Get over yourself.

Is he the guy that eats out random chicks on craigslist?

 

[Eli]

Is he the guy that eats out random chicks on craigslist?

??? What did I miss?

 

[highland145]

??? What did I miss?

You do know he's talking about Alk.:whiste:

 

[KidNiki1]

**wave finger in highlands face** you know better. Just cyber

good advice!!! :thumbsup::thumbsup: