Man Rehab

[Glavinsolo]

I am going to open up Rehabilitation units in major metro areas to take care of the growing rate of metrosexuals. The metrosexual problem is getting out of control and we believe the source was the feminist movement. Their ADD and ADHD propaganda that was forced onto boy children has created a mutant form of the XY chromosome. These rehabilitation clinics are designed to counter the brainwashed male population who have been affected. If we do not stand against this now then nature will take its course and our future as a male species will begin to decline.
If you have a male deficiency by all means check your local listings as these clinics are being built and will be open soon in your area. Grants will be given to the most pathetic.

 

[l Xes l]

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[So]

Tie 'em to a chair and make 'em watch spike TV for 48 hours straight. That'll cure them right good -- or will reduce them to a persistive vegetative state, which I guess is still an improvement.

In any case, they won't be metros any more.

 

[junkerman123]

Originally posted by: So
Tie 'em to a chair and make 'em watch spike TV for 48 hours straight. That'll cure them right good -- or will reduce them to a persistive vegetative state, which I guess is still an improvement.

In any case, they won't be metros any more.

I think that a distinction has to be made between becoming more manly and becoming a complete and total idiot. Spike will soundly accomplish the latter (unless there is a Bond marathon on). If anything make them watch some ESPN2, so they can brush up on boxing, fishing, strongman, and other obscure yet essential man knowledge.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: junkerman123

Originally posted by: So
Tie 'em to a chair and make 'em watch spike TV for 48 hours straight. That'll cure them right good -- or will reduce them to a persistive vegetative state, which I guess is still an improvement.

In any case, they won't be metros any more.

I think that a distinction has to be made between becoming more manly and becoming a complete and total idiot. Spike will soundly accomplish the latter (unless there is a Bond marathon on). If anything make them watch some ESPN2, so they can brush up on boxing, fishing, strongman, and other obscure yet essential man knowledge.

Picture in picture, my friend.

And yes, of course it would have some Bond movies in there.

 

[nakedfrog]

Oh, they cured me alright...

 

[Glavinsolo]

Update* Chuck Norris has agreed to run the New York City facility. He will be showing his fight with Bruce Lee Saturday at 8:00p.m. and will narrate on how chest hair pulling isn't manly.