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Man prefers prison to wife

LuNoTiCK

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I'm not sure how real this is. I searched and I couldn't find it posted here, but if it is a repost I'm sure someone will tell me.

Man prefers prison to wife


London - An Italian prisoner who was given home leave for good behaviour asked to go back to his cell after spending less than a day with his wife.

The 40-year-old was given a 72 hour pass by the governor at Vigevano prison, near Pavia in northern Italy.

But within minutes of meeting his wife they had an argument and he called the prison asking to be taken back inside.

A spokesperson at the jail said: "We got a call from him saying he couldn't stand being with his wife and was it possible to go back to his cell. He said he didn't want to spend another minute with her.

"It was a very unusual request as we normally get inmates asking when they can leave and not if they can come in.

"He was told it was not a problem all he had to do was come back and he would go straight to his cell and within an hour he was at the prison gate." - Ananova.com

http://www.news24.com/News24/Backpage/Offbeat/0,,2-1343-1347_1356287,00.html
 
There are times when solitary confinement would be a nice change of pace (done eleven years so far on a life sentence😉)
 
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's it...the final nail is in place...I'm NEVER getting married. :disgust:

I thought you already were married.

NO! Oh, HELLLLS NO! I have a kid. I have a GF. I'm always bitching about both. That's what probably gave you that impression.

I'm single. I'd be happier if I had more money...but still single.
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: WinkOsmosis
Originally posted by: MichaelD
That's it...the final nail is in place...I'm NEVER getting married. :disgust:

I thought you already were married.

NO! Oh, HELLLLS NO! I have a kid. I have a GF. I'm always bitching about both. That's what probably gave you that impression.

I'm single. I'd be happier if I had more money...but still single.

You can't get rid of the kid, but you can get of the girlfriend can't you?
 
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