Man, my left buttcheek really hurts bad.

[amdhunter]

I stopped carrying my wallet Saturday because it was really uncomfortable in my car. I keep my wallet zipped up in my jacket instead now, and I kinda already got used to the feeling of no wallet.

Here is the problem though, in the last two days at work, I noticed when I sit in my chair, I can feel a sharp pain where my wallet used to be, and occasionally my buttcheek will twitch. It's seriously annoying and I find myself standing more than usual.

How do I stop this from happening? I am not used to pounding pain hitting my buttcheek. 🙁

Did I damage my butt muscle over the years?

 

[Tristicus]

Get used to it.

 

[amdhunter]

Get used to it.

I think it could use a good massage.

 

[rudder]

Don't get drunk and pass out at the gay bar anymore.

 

[Sea Moose]

remove the butt plug

 

[tokie]

lol @ people putting their wallet in their back pocket.

 

[amdhunter]

lol @ people putting their wallet in their back pocket.

Yeah, I heard it can give you back issues also. Hopefully I didn't mess mines up too badly over the last 20-odd years.

 

[tokie]

Yeah, I heard it can give you back issues also. Hopefully I didn't mess mines up too badly over the last 20-odd years.

I was thinking more along the lines of being pick-pocketed. Nothing beats a fat white guy with his wallet sitting there in his back pocket. 2EZ.

 

[bignateyk]

I was thinking more along the lines of being pick-pocketed. Nothing beats a fat white guy with his wallet sitting there in his back pocket. 2EZ.

Nothing beats living somewhere that you don't need to worry about being pick-pocketed.

 

[HannibalX]

Obviously you have an buttluxation which needs adjusted, call your local quack immediately.

 

[Anubis]

Nothing beats living somewhere that you don't need to worry about being pick-pocketed.

this

 

[Vette73]

remove the Apple

fixed

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2061068

 

[Aquila76]

Have you checked the chair for needles/tacks/porcupines? Maybe someone in the office is gunning for your spot.

 

[BoomerD]

google "fat wallet syndrome."

PM Eits...he can lead you to the light.


That reminds me...it's time to clean the wallet out again. Mine's about 1-1/2" thick...

 

[amdhunter]

google "fat wallet syndrome."

PM Eits...he can lead you to the light.


That reminds me...it's time to clean the wallet out again. Mine's about 1-1/2" thick...

Damn, it's nice to know I am not alone. It's really aggravating when I notice it. lol

 

[Firetower]

Go to the Chiropractor
your spine is out of line now.

 

[amdhunter]

Go to the Chiropractor
your spine is out of line now.

My back feels fine, its my backside that hurts.

 

[Firetower]

Go to the Chiropractor
your spine is out of line now.

 

[Crono]

Go to the Chiropractor
your spine is out of line now.

Time delayed double post?

 

[eits]

My back feels fine, its my backside that hurts.

it's all connected.

 

[Firetower]

I didnt feel like typing the same thing.

Second sentence could be taken out

Go to the Chiropractor.
you need to be adjusted.

Years of having a wallet in your pocket causes your spine hips shoulders to compensate for your 5 inch wallet.