Man, my apartment management is a bunchof assholes

[Tiamat]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
what a dumb mom. i'd be weary of her kin, as it seems the genetic material is of poor quality.

 

[Medicine Bear]

Have your GF come over with a female friend. Get the roomate good and drunk....get the roomate to boff the other girl....after they are done and he is asleep slap the girl around a bit and then call the cops with a rape complaint on the roomate.

 

[stag3]

rofl

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: alkemyst

Originally posted by: acemcmac

Originally posted by: So
Convicted felon?

Steal things, place them in his room, call the cops and call it a day (carfeul with the prints though).

I very well could. He told me his probation is under such conditions that he goes directly to jail in VA if he gets so much as a speeding ticket.

What was his felony?

There are a lot of stupid ones, like possession of certain recreational drugs

He probably killed his last roomate

 

[Mark R]

Does your lease explicity permit you to allow others to stay in your apartment? Many don't.

Your management could cause you a lot of grief if you didn't get their permission to let your gf stay. Best not to play games with them.

 

[acemcmac]

Originally posted by: Mark R
Does your lease explicity permit you to allow others to stay in your apartment? Many don't.

Your management could cause you a lot of grief if you didn't get their permission to let your gf stay. Best not to play games with them.

Yup. For up to 5 nights a week.

We weren't expecting these guys to move in until this weekend so I just left my bedroom door open when I left for work this morning... didn't think anything of it at the time. I'm glad she was wearing pajamas :evil:

To everyone saying "why don't you just rent an apartment like everyone else"

well, I am. This is an apartment. The only difference is that instead of me sharing a lease with 3 other smacktards who's paying of not paying of bills can really screw me over, I have an individual lease for exactly 25% of the rent. All utilities are included (heat, ac, laundry, university internet, etc)

I should be buyign a house in the spring so it's not like this is a big deal, but, still irritating none-the-less

 

[asm0deus]

wow! your roommate his mom and your boss suck, enjoy!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Have your GF come over with a female friend. Get the roomate good and drunk....get the roomate to boff the other girl....after they are done and he is asleep slap the girl around a bit and then call the cops with a rape complaint on the roomate.

Hell, you don't even need to do that. She can be blind stinking sober, jump him as soon as he walks in the door, make him her pogo stick for an hour, and then afterwards have regret and claim that he raped her. Police believe the crying woman, man goes to jail and gets sodomized by three big men named Molly, Bubba, and Tyrone.

And as far as living with a felon ... what'd he get it for?

- M4H

 

[andy9o]

A felon convicted of what? Hopefully not for raping his last guy roommate...

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: bonkers325
what a dumb mom. i'd be weary of her kin, as it seems the genetic material is of poor quality.

wary goddamnit, wary! weary is tired!

 

[Medicine Bear]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: bonkers325
what a dumb mom. i'd be weary of her kin, as it seems the genetic material is of poor quality.

wary goddamnit, wary! weary is tired!

Weary/Wary Nazi!!!!

 

[HBalzer]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Medicine Bear
Have your GF come over with a female friend. Get the roomate good and drunk....get the roomate to boff the other girl....after they are done and he is asleep slap the girl around a bit and then call the cops with a rape complaint on the roomate.

Hell, you don't even need to do that. She can be blind stinking sober, jump him as soon as he walks in the door, make him her pogo stick for an hour, and then afterwards have regret and claim that he raped her. Police believe the crying woman, man goes to jail and gets sodomized by three big men named Molly, Bubba, and Tyrone.

And as far as living with a felon ... what'd he get it for?

- M4H

Sounds like you?re speaking from experience. So which was your favorite?

 

[MisterJackson]

Man, that sucks. Remove his shower head and put crushed up lifesavers inside it. Then when he takes a hot shower he'll get out and be all sticky with no clue as to why. Childish I know, but also entertaining since he'll get back in to wash it off and just keep getting sticky.

Oh yeah, and buy a gun.

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: acemcmac

I should be buyign a house in the spring so it's not like this is a big deal, but, still irritating none-the-less

if you are here in your life now...I don't think a house will come < year later, unless you are mental.

 

[mdchesne]

actually, its the mom's fault. kick her in the head. the management has the legal right to call the police if you are haboring a non-rentee. and wtf is the mom doing snooping around YOUR room? I say call the management on her!

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

thats BS