Man, my apartment management is a bunchof assholes

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acemcmac

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I don't have a lease for my whole apartment. Just my bedroom, 50% rights to one of the two bathrooms and 25% rights the "common areas"

I like this arrangement because it keeps my rent sepearate from everyone else's and often means I get a 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment to myself for months on end b/c the other units are vaccant- all while I just have to pay rent for my share....

The other 3 units were supposed to be filled this weekend, but one of the guys moved in early.

The guys mom sees my gf sleeping in my room, calls apartment management, apartment management calls the police, and I had to leave work to explain to them that my gf wasn't squatting and that she was instead a guest of mine.

My boss was in a video conference when I had to take off and his response was "I hope she's worth it" whatever that means.

FTW.

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acemcmac

Lifer
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Originally posted by: joshsquall
I wouldn't blame your apartment management.. I'd blame the overzealous mom.
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she spent the next 20 minutes quizzing me on which cubbards pots and pans should go in...
 
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thelanx

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WTF, if management were confident in their security, the first thing they should have suspected was that she was a significant other. They could have waited till she woke up or woke her up and asked who she was instead of jumping the gun and calling the cops lol.
 
leftyman

leftyman

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reminds me of the Happy Days episode where Ralph and Potsie shared an apartment and divided it up with tape. those really were happy days
 
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exilera

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Wow, that's a nice way for a new roommate to make friends with the current tenents. His him his "mom" is a complete moron. If I were you, I'd make his life hell. It doesn't sound like the management did anything wrong; it's the guy's mother who initiated the fiasco.

Also, your boss if a fvcking idiot. Tell him I said so.
 
So

So

Lifer
Jul 2, 2001
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Convicted felon?

Steal things, place them in his room, call the cops and call it a day (carfeul with the prints though).
 
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acemcmac

Lifer
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Originally posted by: So
Convicted felon?

Steal things, place them in his room, call the cops and call it a day (carfeul with the prints though).
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I very well could. He told me his probation is under such conditions that he goes directly to jail in VA if he gets so much as a speeding ticket.
 
Cuda1447

Cuda1447

Lifer
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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: So
Convicted felon?

Steal things, place them in his room, call the cops and call it a day (carfeul with the prints though).
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I very well could. He told me his probation is under such conditions that he goes directly to jail in VA if he gets so much as a speeding ticket.
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Nice roomate you got there. Frame his ass, he probably deserves to go to jail anyway... and if he doesnt... to fvcking bad.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Originally posted by: acemcmac
Originally posted by: So
Convicted felon?

Steal things, place them in his room, call the cops and call it a day (carfeul with the prints though).
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I very well could. He told me his probation is under such conditions that he goes directly to jail in VA if he gets so much as a speeding ticket.
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What was his felony?

There are a lot of stupid ones, like possession of certain recreational drugs
 
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