Man Moons Jury In Florida Court

NFS4

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http://www.wxii12.com/news/2342962/detail.html
Members of a Florida jury got to see a lot more than the evidence -- when they were mooned by the defendant.

Cornell Jackson started hooting "cuckoo-cuckoo" and dropped his pants in a Panama City court.

He's making an insanity defense in an alleged assault on his former girlfriend. Deputies and bailiffs pounced on the bare-butted Jackson and dragged him from the courtroom Wednesday.
AHAHAHAH!!! :p
 

Ryan

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Bwahaha - Yep, this was in our paper a few days ago (I live in Panama City) ;)
 

Does anyone else think it could have been staged in order to 'further' his insanity plea? Either way, it's still funny.
 

aphex

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Everyone in the panhandle is insane, im not surprized :)
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: aphex
Everyone in the panhandle is insane, im not surprized :)

Bunch of crazy old folks who can't punch ballots and who drive Mercury Grand Marquis' :)
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: NFS4
Originally posted by: aphex Everyone in the panhandle is insane, im not surprized :)
Bunch of crazy old folks who can't punch ballots and who drive Mercury Grand Marquis' :)

In the panhandle, noooo, we are mostly comprized of backwards southern hicks. The majority of the old fogeys are farther south. If anything, we don't vote at all - it's too much of an effort ;)
 

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I do not know about others, but him doing that seems to me he is faking his insanity. Even an insane person wouldn't do that really. Either they would strip naked or do something else more violent... not moon people.
 

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Originally posted by: snooker
I do not know about others, but him doing that seems to me he is faking his insanity. Even an insane person wouldn't do that really. Either they would strip naked or do something else more violent... not moon people.

Bump to the future
 

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Originally posted by: snooker
I do not know about others, but him doing that seems to me he is faking his insanity. Even an insane person wouldn't do that really. Either they would strip naked or do something else more violent... not moon people.

If I were a juror I would believe he was faking it.
 

Ryan

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Originally posted by: snooker
I do not know about others, but him doing that seems to me he is faking his insanity. Even an insane person wouldn't do that really. Either they would strip naked or do something else more violent... not moon people.

Thank you Captain Obvious
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There was some guy in England that, after being convicted, whipped out his wallet and screamed into it "Scotty, beam me up. I'm in the sh!t!"